For some of us, going to the gym is an obsession; for others, it's a fantasy.

This dude ducked out of a dinner party early, making his friends absolutely furious. Some people will always take advantage of your generosity! In this post to r/AmItheA******, u/OldAbbreviations6423 had a pressing question regarding his current friend group. The OP is in the awkward position of being one of the higher earners in their friend group, so they've kindly covered tips in the past while the group was out dining. But the OP noticed an interesting pattern of their friends over ordering…

Everyone has that weird thing they would eat in their household as a child, but usually, you grow up to realize that what you were eating was really not normal. That's when you embarrassingly retire that delicacy so as to not draw attention to your bizarre food preferences. Unless you're this woman's husband, who will seemingly never stop putting ketchup on his pasta instead of, say, marinara sauce. His wife unloaded her feelings on Reddit's r/TrueOffMyChest subreddit under the name u/nicorn_ .…

Karen's are unstoppable

Oh no, the controversy!

Apparently they don't stop?

It's always something.

Ironic.

Oh. Great.

*gurgle*

The secret ingredient is crime.

Well, you live and you learn.

The one thing we don't miss.

Nothing is safe.

The trees are coming.

Put the banana down.