There was just no way that he could win in this scenario.

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Jokes, memes, and dreams from the modern world of dating.

This is not a situation where it is fair to split the bill.

Awkward if true.

Poor lad gets unmatched when he pretends to text like a bot.

Man that thing is huge!

Understandable reaction. Poor rationalization and actions.

Getting to know someone can be tricky. You never know if they're gonna seem cool for a while and then hit you with a “oh yeah my husband is getting out of prison today and boy he's angry.” Luckily, these people were very up front with their personality faults and communicated the up front. Doesn't it make things so much more efficient when people let their true selves shine? Here are some more first date moments that made people go “screw this I'm out.”

Keep dreaming dude.

Do we stand with Jason on this? 6'3.

What would you do in this situation?

Probably better off as an ex-fiancé.

She is really not shy.

No reason is too small and weird.

Just a bit clueless there, eh.