Some bullets were definitely dodged.

Sumwun is feewing a wittle gwumpy.

Is it worse that her boyfriend is the one helping her brother?

You could at least pay him for watching the kids.

How many "accidents" can you have?

What is the craziest thing your ex did after a breakup?

The signs were all there!

Time for him to walk the plank.

Man, he really took her breath away.

You're going to want to read every one of these.

Just imagine what she's thinking...

The classic "If you were a real man you'd know why I'm upset."

We've probably all had these moments of missed hints, overlooked cues, complete obliviousness. These things come hand in hand with the coy games of courtship that take place when you're just starting to feel all of “it” out. And feeling “it” out? That's probably one of the more universal parts of the human experience and the outré affair that is adolescence. There's always that lingering doubt of “will they or won't they” and the wont to hide one's true desires in order to save face should they…

"I want to play a game." -This guy who thinks he's Jigsaw

"I'll take 'Decisions that get progressively worse for 500' Alex"