This dad went off on his Facebook post about how he's just plain old fed up with parents handing out cheap Halloween candy to kids. It's got just the right amount of delusional choosing beggar entitlement that we're fairly confident it's got to be a joke. There's just no way a dad would go this far. We've got to hope, at least.
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It's all about being proud of unnecessary projects, falling asleep during your shows, and fiscal responsibility. You don't even have to have kids to do some dad stuff. All you need is a fleeting sense of responsibility and a propensity for puns. Speaking of puns, check out these dad jokes that'll make you facepalm hard.
These dad jokes are awful and we absolutely love them. You don't have to be a dad to like these truly shudder-worthy jokes, but if you are a dad, happy Father's Day. If you're not a dad, happy... day. We hope you enjoy causing pain to your loved ones with these horrendous jokes.
These dads found themselves in the middle of some hilarious "don't tell your mother" moments. Sometimes, at a young age a pact develops between kids and their fathers, who just want to continue getting away with ridiculous things that are all kinds of lazy. Yes, looking at you anti-clothes ironing dad. Your game will only last for so long.
These dads are just being the daddest dads ever. It's all jokes by dads and jokes about dads. So many bad jokes. So many dads. Just about the father-est stuff you ever saw. It's all lawn mowing and complaining about your kids. If you want to see some pure pun-tastic dad jokes then you can find some here. Or if you want some non-dad-related bad jokes, we've got you covered too. We got all the bad jokes here.
Some people thinks that the world revolves around them, and the laws of decency and social norms don't apply to them. These people try to get away with taking something at the expense of other people, and it is not cool. Not cool at all. Here are 17 stories from Redditors about the cheapest cheapskates they have come across, and some of these people need to have a good hard look at themselves. Honestly. SMH.
This hilarious father/daughter duo are legends on the internet at this point but we thought it was time to revisit their shenanigans.
Burr Martin has been cleverly recreating his daughter's selfies for a while and has racked up quite the Instagram following through his clever antics. We have to give it to these two for their awesomely positive relationship!
Dads are the masters of awful jokes and it turns out that, being of an older generation, they're not always the greatest at texting.
These ridiculous text conversations are brought to you by the loving pranksters that raised you. They are dedicated to fathers and father figures everywhere.
Oh, and don't let your dads eat pie.
Via How to DAD
Is your baby running amok? Are you tired of the back talking of your out-of-control toddler?
How to Dad is here to make it all better.
In this short video, "How to Dad" host Jordan Watson and his daughter run through the basics of childhood discipline and the various techniques any dad use. Watch and learn how to make sure your kid learns a thing or two about respect.
