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Here are some relatable stories that'll make you go "man, that's bullshit." Also, it turns out there are still a lot of people who are really not over things that happened to them as children. 

The future is happening fast, and old people around the world are trying to keep up. Whether it's talking in all caps or sending unsolicited kid pics, they are on the rocky road to computer knowledge.

When you spend a lot of time around a small group of people, you start to develop...shall we say, eccentricities?

Salesman of the decade! We want to buy everything from this guy. Word has it he successfully sold the thing, too.

I get it, your house is your own private space and whatever rules you believe in apply inside. Sure, that's reasonable. Don't like me to swear inside your house? I won't. Don't want me to wear shoes inside your house? I'll leave them outside. But some of the things in these stories from Redditors are way beyond reasonable requests. I get that it's your house and children can be messy sometimes but... whoa. Take a chill pill and relax. Read on for some extremely weird and hilarious house rules some poor kids had to live with. 

Some of them are just trying to get a hang of social media. Others are confident enough to give you a piece of their mind.

Fortunately, his daughter maintains a solid sense of humor with this. 

People live some dramatic lives. Secret girlfriends, criminal syndicate pasts, and  absolutely intolerable relatives are just a few of the topics of these stories. Also, some dads are just really petty and don't like cottage cheese.

I think this is my new life coach. 

They got home from PetSmart and things seemed a little off...

Soo, TIL I might be a dad without children. 

A+ for capitalizing on the ridiculousness that is people marking themselves up with words they don't understand. 

At least he told the truth?...