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The real challenge is not letting the kid know they're being funny. Kids can't know that yelling obscenities in a crowded bookstore is hilarious. It'd totally throw off their priorities.

So apparently if you don't keep an urn sealed well enough, the human remains inside turn into a formidable brick of your loved one. Luckily, we live in 2018 so you can go to the internet for answers. And especially luckily, people have more to offer than just a simple solution. They also have terrifically dark one-liners.

Old people are trying their best to catch up to with the times and use Facebook correctly. Progress is not without its speed bumps.

Apparently this show went on for 170 days. Fair to say Dad got him good! 

This guy's dad offers up some hilariously accurate and unapologetically brutal takes on some people's favorite video games. No Man's Sky really is just a whole bunch of yard work in space! 

This is one of those wonderful moments where Piers Morgan stepped forward to offer his opinion on something the world never asked for. My dude, this is Daniel Craig, 007, general steely badass; and you're going to call him out for being emasculated as he takes care of his kid? Words fall short on this one. 

We really wish we didn't laugh at these, but no promises. 

French Animator, Thomas Romain wanted to give his son a boost of positive encouragement to continue pursuing his passion for drawing; so, like the epic dad that he is, he redrew them into epic works of anime. Annnd we'd totally buy these. Damn. 

Check out more of his amazing work over here!

Here are some relatable stories that'll make you go "man, that's bullshit." Also, it turns out there are still a lot of people who are really not over things that happened to them as children. 

The future is happening fast, and old people around the world are trying to keep up. Whether it's talking in all caps or sending unsolicited kid pics, they are on the rocky road to computer knowledge.

When you spend a lot of time around a small group of people, you start to develop...shall we say, eccentricities?

Salesman of the decade! We want to buy everything from this guy. Word has it he successfully sold the thing, too.

I get it, your house is your own private space and whatever rules you believe in apply inside. Sure, that's reasonable. Don't like me to swear inside your house? I won't. Don't want me to wear shoes inside your house? I'll leave them outside. But some of the things in these stories from Redditors are way beyond reasonable requests. I get that it's your house and children can be messy sometimes but... whoa. Take a chill pill and relax. Read on for some extremely weird and hilarious house rules some poor kids had to live with. 

Some of them are just trying to get a hang of social media. Others are confident enough to give you a piece of their mind.

Fortunately, his daughter maintains a solid sense of humor with this. 

People live some dramatic lives. Secret girlfriends, criminal syndicate pasts, and  absolutely intolerable relatives are just a few of the topics of these stories. Also, some dads are just really petty and don't like cottage cheese.