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The future is happening fast, and old people around the world are trying to keep up. Whether it's talking in all caps or sending unsolicited kid pics, they are on the rocky road to computer knowledge.

When you spend a lot of time around a small group of people, you start to develop...shall we say, eccentricities?

Salesman of the decade! We want to buy everything from this guy. Word has it he successfully sold the thing, too.

These might make you think twice about the prospect of ever having kids. 

"No swearing in front of my parents" is pretty common and easy to follow, but these people had some brushes with true obsessive craziness.

Some of them are just trying to get a hang of social media. Others are confident enough to give you a piece of their mind.

Fortunately, his daughter maintains a solid sense of humor with this. 

People live some dramatic lives. Secret girlfriends, criminal syndicate pasts, and  absolutely intolerable relatives are just a few of the topics of these stories. Also, some dads are just really petty and don't like cottage cheese.

I think this is my new life coach. 

They got home from PetSmart and things seemed a little off...

Soo, TIL I might be a dad without children. 

A+ for capitalizing on the ridiculousness that is people marking themselves up with words they don't understand. 

At least he told the truth?...