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Dad Schools Kid On Memes

Dad's enjoying the perks of having a kid that doesn't fully understand the meme game. He uses Know Your Meme to try and educate his kid about the proper use of memes. Maybe one day the kid will get it. Until then, dad wins. 

Dad schools his kid on proper use of memes | texting text messages Go get lunches Uh dad did forget, they sent today's lunch yesterday Oh didn't know actually. Oof Tiff Cell
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Kid Refuses To Do Chores, Dad And Mechanic Buddy Strip His Car

Sounds like this kid was quite the handful. At a certain point, dad said enough is enough, and decided to literally strip the kid's car down to the frame, with the help of his mechanic buddy. Honestly, dad deserves some kind of medal for that stunt. 

Kid refuses to do chores, so his dad and mechanic buddy proceed to strip his car | Don't wanna do chores son? Well have fun being stuck at home. Paragraph TL;DR at bottom hope this is appropriate here. So this story deserves some context s actually Pro Revenge my father did Backstory: After had graduated High School and still hadn't "found" my calling my parents told could live with them rent free as long as did one very important thing, helped out with chores, don't bring any girls or friends
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Dad Pulls Ultimate Prank On Daughter From Afar

Ah, yes. A lovely game of pinch and punch between a loving dad and his daughter, ends up making for quite the funny and feel good story. It sounds like dad manages to pull off the ultimate power move prank from afar, and leaves his daughter in a state of blissful acceptance that he did it. Pretty awesome. Well done, dad. 

Dad pulls the ultimate prank on his daughter from afar, during their game of pinch and punch | Bridie Connell @BridieKConnell 16h 27897 4.4K Right. So my dad and are both very competitive/stubborn have been locked battle pinch and punch, first day month years. 15 years be exact. Neither us remember started.
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Dad Kicks Entitled "Cool Girl" Out of Daughter's Birthday

There's a pretty broad spetcrum of Dad behavior, like this wholesome dad who freak out when he lost his daughter's hamster or this dad who upset his vegan daughter with his bacon cooking. You want to make decisions with your kids best interest at heart, and this dad saw that as kicking the "cool girl" out of his daughter's party for some rude behavior.

Dad kicks out disrespectful "cool girl" from daughter's party | r/AmItheAsshole Posted by trway21423 12 hours ago AITA kicking out girl my daughter's sleepover bday party? My (34M) daughter (14F) had sleepover b-day party last saturday, and she invited 5 girls her school. There this one girl she invited who could tell her attitude spoiled brat she rang doorbell, she walked looking down at her phone, didn't greet or my wife, and handed her jacket without even looking up
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Dad Memes That Go Father Than Ever Before

There are jokes about dads. Jokes for dads. Jokes that dads love to make. It's just a big dad party out here and the dad memes are flowing freely like a poorly done home plumbing repair. Here are more dad memes to keep dads going through these dark times. And here are more still, some rad dad memes to achieve dad dreams.

Jokes and memes for dads and about them | Every girls weakness: bottom half of a man in jeans and sneakers. man cheering from outside a window as a woman is getting interviewed: MY WIFE DOING ANYTHING
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Retired Dad Walks Dogs At Local Shelter, Makes Bios For Them

This dad has clearly tapped into a worthwhile and rewarding way to spend some of his retirement. Apparently he likes to walk some dogs from the local shelter, and also enjoys making up little bios for them. We need more of these!

A retired dad walks dogs at the local dog shelter, and makes bios for them | Andrea Richardson @Aandrealleigh My dad is retired, and has started walking dogs at local shelter on Wednesday mornings. He sends picture and little bio about them sometimes. Shelby. Adopted yesterday! Yea! andrea radiates awIesomenece iMessage DR JoJo! He's puller! German Shepard mix walked him before. DR DR Nana. Good dog. One brown eye one blue eye. Looks like good boy DR Dave Richardson Nana! Like Peter Pan! He is.
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Dads Respond to Being Told Their Kid Put Olive Oil in their Car

My dad would have said my car doesn't need an extra virgin. The dads involved mostly responded positively. You can kind of gauge their opinion of their kid based on how they reacted. When the daddest dads aren't getting pranked, they're making epic puns and dad jokes.

Texts from dads after being told their kid put olive oil in their car | tweet by thedad Text dad this now 's makin weird sounds Post replies. IMPORTED 100% Pure Olive Oil. 100% Pure Olive Oil IMPORTED put oil my car and now 's makin weird sou nds? Does sound like olives can Lol Delivered Now have drain olive out
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Entitled Dad Wants Free Art and Babysitting, Gets Neither

This artist got a pretty flippin' stupid offer from a friend's husband: getting to work in exchange for also having to watch his kids. It's crazy that there are people who think like this. However, they often don't get what they want, like this artist who trolled people asking for free art or this lying producer who got taken down for offering a no-pay gig.

Entitled dad wants free babysitting and art | Seriously can even use us as an example and can post online bet get sales and help each othrt way Are going pay babysitting 4 kids this week not seeing this as very fair deal and feel trying take advantage knows my current situation and sure she'd understand can't spend 30hrs+ and using material can't currently replace free sorry hope this is joke
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Tweets and Memes to Keep Dads Going Through These Dark Times

Parenting is a difficult job that requires constant effort and attention. Here's some memes for dads to look at instead of their stupid and weird kids. And if you're trying to go the extra dad level with the dad jokes, here are puns to satiate your wordplay cravings, or this sign with a very strong pun game.

Funny tweets and memes about dads and parenting | monkey puppet meme Mom: Stop doing But dad lets Dad. dads wait everyone else wake up so they can tell them they've been up since 6am.
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Enthusiastic Daughter Cheers Dad On In Gas Station Bathroom Emergency

Here's one dad's story of what happened when he was stuck between a rock and a hard place in an Oregon gas station bathroom. Apparently his daughter remembered all the toilet training support and he got played a reverse-Uno card. Parents often find themselves in strange moments with their kids being weird and dumb.

Funny story of dad taking daughter into bathroom and she cheers him on | kids were van, while inside looking cornflakes with my 4yo b- lined into restroom, making just time had no choice but take my 4yo into stall with Aspen watched as struggled, Moana light-up crocs on wrong feet, blue eyes wide and
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Innocent Dad Freaks Out When He Loses Hamster

Steph Veerman showed how her dad made it his mission to find her lost hamster. It seems like the dad really cared about that hamster, so he got way too into it. For some dads being dads, here are dads responding to being told by their kids that they'd just put olive oil in their cars.

Wholesome Twitter story of a dad who lost his daughter's hamster.
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Dad Shamed Online for Playing Fake Present Prank on Kids

This is a pretty classic prank to play on your adult brother or something, but this post brought people out of the woodwork who this prank actually happened to. Evidently when this happens to people as kids they tend to stay pretty salty about it. At least he had other real presents for them? For a safer prank, here's kids who texted their dads saying they'd pt olive oil in their car.

Dad tricks kids with fake Christmas gift, people are mad about it.
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Dad Apologizes For Being A Bully Decades Later

What we have here is a fine and brief example of how people can manage to restore our faith in humanity, without doing too much at all. In this case, a simple text carries a whole lot of weight, and likely meant the world to the recipient. 

Dad reaches out to a guy that he used to bully as kids, and apologizes.
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Sign's Pun Game Is Too Strong

If you can't see how great these puns are, the writing is on the wall. We're fans of dad jokes and stupid puns that we feel guilty for enjoying. A good pun has the ability to make you seem like a genius and an utter moron at the same time. Here are more dumb puns and clever jokes that are technically not wrong. And here are some straight up funny signs.

Funny sign has a lot of puns.
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