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Imgur user and adept Photoshopper bonebowl was able to catch his young son doing some pretty impressive things for a young man his age. 

He says "Our son was born premature 9 weeks early weighing just under 3 lbs. I like to joke that he wasn't premature, he's just advanced.  So I took some pictures of him doing some manly grown-up things."

Sometimes the roaster needs to become the roasted. This is the perfect example. The dad in this scenario, met his son's LEGO tournament with an onslaught of dysfunctional. How about next time you show up, and give your son, who's doing his thing your vote of confidence, or remain silent, and keep the show off social media for you to collect self-appreciative retweets like the man child you are, next time? Just a thought. 

He's Reddit's Ken M of jumper cables. AskReddit is a place for people to share stories. These long lists of comments and responses have given rise to a few local celebrities, one being rogersimon10, a user whose existence is bent on railroading any conversation into a joke about his dad beating the living crap out of him, always with jumper cables.

These people got some seriously unwanted attention from their parents at all the wrong times. Spilling secrets, putting them in awkward social situations, you name it. As you get older, your parents will never see you as an adult. You will always be a baby. And that's assuming they like you. Here are some more parents who embarrassed the hell out of their kids.

Yeah, you can't take your eyes off the wholesomeness. 5 stars. 5 Stars over and over. Can't bee-lieve how wholesome this is.

Kids are little creators of absolute chaos. They walk around and effortlessly stir up a ruckus with unfiltered thoughts, impulsive actions, and generally loud noises. These humorous tweets might appear adorable on the surface level, but there are others in the bunch, to remind you of all the other kind of craziness that kids can bring to rock the peace of your world. 

Thomas Romain is an animation artist who lives in Tokyo. He takes his sons drawings as inspiration and translates them into his own art style. Prepare to be jealous that your dad never adapted your own inventive childhood doodles into professional-level artwork.

4 year olds are brimming with creativity, wonder, and the ability to lie through their little teeth for personal gain.

People will go to the greatest lengths for the dumbest reasons. Faced with that much in real medical bills, her Dad could've said a lot more than he did.

The real challenge is not letting the kid know they're being funny. Kids can't know that yelling obscenities in a crowded bookstore is hilarious. It'd totally throw off their priorities.

So apparently if you don't keep an urn sealed well enough, the human remains inside turn into a formidable brick of your loved one. Luckily, we live in 2018 so you can go to the internet for answers. And especially luckily, people have more to offer than just a simple solution. They also have terrifically dark one-liners.

Old people are trying their best to catch up to with the times and use Facebook correctly. Progress is not without its speed bumps.

Apparently this show went on for 170 days. Fair to say Dad got him good! 

This guy's dad offers up some hilariously accurate and unapologetically brutal takes on some people's favorite video games. No Man's Sky really is just a whole bunch of yard work in space! 

This is one of those wonderful moments where Piers Morgan stepped forward to offer his opinion on something the world never asked for. My dude, this is Daniel Craig, 007, general steely badass; and you're going to call him out for being emasculated as he takes care of his kid? Words fall short on this one.