As you get older, it becomes more and more clear that your parents didn't really know what they were doing. Some lies were rooted in real concerns our parents had for us. Some were just hearsay. And in some cases, they were just trying to make fun of us. Thank God we have Google to undo what our parents did to us. Anyway if these made you have flashbacks, here's some more lies parents told their kids.
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Kids are little creators of absolute chaos. They walk around and effortlessly stir up a ruckus with unfiltered thoughts, impulsive actions, and generally loud noises. These humorous tweets might appear adorable on the surface level, but there are others in the bunch, to remind you of all the other kind of craziness that kids can bring to rock the peace of your world.
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Can you even blame this dad's hysterical fit of laughter? There's a whole lot of joy and love and ridiculous going on here in the face of a paint-soaked fail, and we are all for it.
Imgur user and adept Photoshopper bonebowl was able to catch his young son doing some pretty impressive things for a young man his age.
He says "Our son was born premature 9 weeks early weighing just under 3 lbs. I like to joke that he wasn't premature, he's just advanced. So I took some pictures of him doing some manly grown-up things."
Sometimes the roaster needs to become the roasted. This is the perfect example. The dad in this scenario, met his son's LEGO tournament with an onslaught of dysfunctional. How about next time you show up, and give your son, who's doing his thing your vote of confidence, or remain silent, and keep the show off social media for you to collect self-appreciative retweets like the man child you are, next time? Just a thought.
Thomas Romain is an animation artist who lives in Tokyo. He takes his sons drawings as inspiration and translates them into his own art style. Prepare to be jealous that your dad never adapted your own inventive childhood doodles into professional-level artwork.
The real challenge is not letting the kid know they're being funny. Kids can't know that yelling obscenities in a crowded bookstore is hilarious. It'd totally throw off their priorities.
So apparently if you don't keep an urn sealed well enough, the human remains inside turn into a formidable brick of your loved one. Luckily, we live in 2018 so you can go to the internet for answers. And especially luckily, people have more to offer than just a simple solution. They also have terrifically dark one-liners.
This guy's dad offers up some hilariously accurate and unapologetically brutal takes on some people's favorite video games. No Man's Sky really is just a whole bunch of yard work in space!
This is one of those wonderful moments where Piers Morgan stepped forward to offer his opinion on something the world never asked for. My dude, this is Daniel Craig, 007, general steely badass; and you're going to call him out for being emasculated as he takes care of his kid? Words fall short on this one.
