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14 Children Of "Speak to Your Manager" Parents Tell Their Stories

The internet is not kind to the unreasonable adults who lie to and berate people in customer service. Abusive people like this are not-so-affectionately referred to as "Karens." While we've heard many stories of this kind of frustrating behavior, we often forget that many of them have families; some who see both sides, and some who are just ashamed.

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Angry Twitter Users Call Out Dad Who Says Having A Son Is His Biggest Regret

The most notable fail in this since deleted tweet is that Dad shared his thoughts to SOCIAL MEDIA. How mature is that? If that's really how you feel, I'd let that emotion ride, and keep whatever your dark thoughts are about it, off social media, where your son might be able to read it one day. 

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Who but a dad would rush into an unprompted joke with perfect comedic timing. It's dumb, but who cares, he tells it well. If you want puns and stuff, here's 25 dumb and literal jokes that are technically correct.

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With this prank getting popular again, we've seen dads get out of this jam before. However, we've never seen someone counter this prank with such grace. This guy has to be some sort of wizard.

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40 Tweets About Raising Kids From Twitter's Funniest Dad

Twitter's resident funny dad has churned up some relatable gold about the emotional rollercoaster of raising kids. It sounds like a whole lot of these check out. If you're looking for more content that reflects the ups and downs of working through raising a kid in this wild old world, check out this list!

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19 Twitter Users Reveal Their Juiciest Family Secrets

Nobody's family is perfectly normal, but some people's families are more interesting. And maybe not in the best ways. Some are more trivial and embarrassing, like liking pineapple pizza. Some are family shattering, like secret families. Reminds us of this girl who figured out her family secrets by taking a blood test in college.

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Woman Feels Stupid for Believing Dad's Ridiculous Weed Lie for 17 Years

You'd think after a few years of her mom having an "eye disease", she's catch on after like, at least year 10. Apparently it just never clicked? What can we say, parents lie to their kids all the time, sometimes not even for a good reason. Here are times parents lied to their kids just for a goof.

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21 People Tell Their Most Frantic "My Parents Will Kill Me" Moment

Back when we were stupid-ass kids we thought we could pull one over on our parents, but dear god could we not. And that mortifying moment when they figure out you've screwed up hard core... it's like your soul is leaving your body. They shouldn't expect much from us, here are times parents realized their kids were utter morons.

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18 Children Of "Speak to Your Manager" Parents Express Their Great Shame

If you've spent any time in the world of retail, you're familiar with the type of customer who, no matter how wrong they are from the start, will never take no for an answer. They will be rude and insufferable to employees for nothing more than the satisfaction of "winning" a social interaction. Well their kids don't like them either.

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21 Dumb Jokes and Moments That Are Technically Accurate

We never underestimate the value of a good, obvious joke. It makes us feel smart, and brings out our inner dad. So find a dad to share these with and get ready for some dumb jokes. And if you wanna see more, then check these out.

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15 Complete Lies Our Parents Crammed into Our Heads

As you get older, it becomes more and more clear that your parents didn't really know what they were doing. Some lies were rooted in real concerns our parents had for us. Some were just hearsay. And in some cases, they were just trying to make fun of us. Thank God we have Google to undo what our parents did to us. Anyway if these made you have flashbacks, here's some more lies parents told their kids.

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Photoshopping Dad Makes His Baby Do Manly Things

Imgur user and adept Photoshopper bonebowl was able to catch his young son doing some pretty impressive things for a young man his age. 

He says "Our son was born premature 9 weeks early weighing just under 3 lbs. I like to joke that he wasn't premature, he's just advanced.  So I took some pictures of him doing some manly grown-up things."

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Disapproving Dad Gets Demolished After Meanly Live-Tweeting His Son's LEGO Tournament

Sometimes the roaster needs to become the roasted. This is the perfect example. The dad in this scenario, met his son's LEGO tournament with an onslaught of dysfunctional. How about next time you show up, and give your son, who's doing his thing your vote of confidence, or remain silent, and keep the show off social media for you to collect self-appreciative retweets like the man child you are, next time? Just a thought. 

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Genius Dad Gets Well-Timed Revenge on Six Flags Line Cutters

When you have to wait in line for an hour to get on a ride, a line-cutting can turn into a fistfight. With a little forethought, this dad effectively got someone back for being a jackass, and left them with the ability to do absolutely nothing about it. What a dad move. Hot damn.

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19 Times The Dark Humored "Jumper Cables Guy" Trolled Reddit

He's Reddit's Ken M of jumper cables. AskReddit is a place for people to share stories. These long lists of comments and responses have given rise to a few local celebrities, one being rogersimon10, a user whose existence is bent on railroading any conversation into a joke about his dad beating the living crap out of him, always with jumper cables.

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19 Mortified People Share the Most Embarrassing Things Their Parents Did to Them

These people got some seriously unwanted attention from their parents at all the wrong times. Spilling secrets, putting them in awkward social situations, you name it. As you get older, your parents will never see you as an adult. You will always be a baby. And that's assuming they like you. Here are some more parents who embarrassed the hell out of their kids.

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