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Badass Dad Takes Final Stand Against Big Business Takeover (17 Tweets)

This is an actual rollercoaster ride. What better way to honor your dad than to tell one badass story about his final stand against a big business takeover. All would've worked out just fine if it weren't for those damn meddling kids. 

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Guy Shares Hilarious Stories About His Dad, Who's Basically Ron Swanson

Twitter user @Kane's stories about his dad in honor of Father's Day bear a striking resemblance to the legend, Ron Swanson. Sounds like one very cool dad!

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Dad's Commandments In 10 Tweets

Twitter users are sharing their dad commandments in honor of the upcoming Father's Day. All the love for dads in these tweets!

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41 Dad Jokes so Funny They'll Make Your Dad Say "Hi Laughing, I'm Dad"

There's nothing in this world quite like a good Dad joke. The simplicity and elegance of a stupid pun perfectly executed can make you feel like you're in the back seat of a car on your way to soccer practice. In any case, here are several days worth of wonderful puns. For more, here are some of tumblr's most punishingly dad-tastic jokes.

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This dude impressively stopped an out of control umbrella in its tracks moments before it would've slammed into his car window. Hell yeah. That little girl got it right.

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Guy's Sad Mistake Breaks His Dad's Dog's Heart All Over Again

Honestly this story might be *too* sad, so only read on if you want to learn about a guy who thoroughly disappointed his late father's dog in the most accidentally cruel way possible. For a much lighter dog story, here's a very sweet story of a good boy moving to a new house and licking all the doors.

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10 Funny Questions About Why Dad Do The Weird Things They Do

Valid questions and the answer to them all of course is, why the hell not! Sometimes dads just don't give a flying f**k! 

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Dad's Vacation Time Gets Wiped, So Malicious Compliance With IT Policy Ensues

When this dad was robbed of his well deserved vacation time, he took one sweet and satisfying revenge upon his retirement. That's the way to do it. Go out in a blaze of glory, as your jerk boss mutters to himself uncontrollably, at a loss for what to do. Shouldn't have messed with dad's vacation time! 

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Guy Unsure What To Do With Dad Ash Brick, Comments Section Gets Morbidly Hilarious

We're not exactly sure how relatable this problem is, but at least they have a sense of humor about it. I guess the lesson here is don't wait too long to scatter a loved one's ashes. And I guess the other lesson would be "don't expect helpful solutions from the internet." Facebook commenters can deliver pretty serious burns, like the time they roasted this ad for having an absurd model with a comically tight shirt.

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Genius Dad Gets Well-Timed Revenge on Six Flags Line Cutters

When you have to wait in line for an hour to get on a ride, a line-cutting can turn into a fistfight. With a little forethought, this dad effectively got someone back for being a jackass, and left them with the ability to do absolutely nothing about it. What a dad move. Hot damn.

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16 Hilarious Tumblr Family Stories Filled to the Brim with Dadisms

If you came here to here about brothers who fart on you, sisters who also fart on you, loud grandpa sneezes and abysmally terrific dad jokes, then you came to the right place. It's kinda wholesome, but also kind of realistically stupid and gross. If you're in it for the puns, here are some of tumblr's most punishingly dad-tastic jokes.

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Conservative Dad Thinks Son's Girlfriend's Face Cleaner Is a Sex Toy, It Gets Worse

Hanging out with your SO's parents can be stressful, but the levels of awkward present here are off the charts. I guess the moral of the story is keep your face cleaner to yourself? Or don't be an awkward dad? Not sure, but someone definitely screwed up here. For more stories of awkward, here are people's most shameful and embarrassing moments.

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18 Children Of "Speak to Your Manager" Parents Express Their Great Shame

If you've spent any time in the world of retail, you're familiar with the type of customer who, no matter how wrong they are from the start, will never take no for an answer. They will be rude and insufferable to employees for nothing more than the satisfaction of "winning" a social interaction. Well their kids don't like them either.

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When The World's Coolest Dad Is Left In Charge Of The Photoshoot (12 Images)

This dad is the living definition of amazing. Easily coolest dad in the world, and absolutely the real MVP. Too much adorable in one post to even handle it! 

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Bully Dad And Bully Son Lose Everything When They Pick On The Wrong Son

Nothing warms our hearts like a couple jerk bullies getting what they deserve. This reads like an action movie, and the villains lose! 

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The Crazy Tale Of A Fierce Father-Daughter Competition With A Flawless Prank

Actor and Writer Bridie Connell wrote of her wild multi-year long competition with her father. There were pinches and punches and one amazingly well executed prank! Enjoy the story. 

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