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Man's Facebook Post Is Ultimate Dad Joke

This guy might be looking to meet someone special, but he is clearly already in touch with his inner dad. The dad joke is strong in this post, indeed. Check out some more witty and stupid jokes that are technically correct over here.

Man responds to ladies' wants with ultimate dad joke | Glenn Embrey 9 May at 02:49 Somebody said ladies will find lot more attractive if post pictures with filters have some doubts but do know, right? So here goes. Man my phones probably gonna really blow up. 37K 10K comments 113K shares
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Quick Tumblr Thread About Dad's Silent Kindness

Poor dad is just trying to go around and spread the love and kindness, but every time he does so it inspires panic from the worried women in his house. Let's all just appreciate the dads out there that are trying their best, and unintentionally inspiring anxiety in their confused family members. Their hearts are in the right place. 

A quick and funny Tumblr thread about dad's silent acts of kindness | margotkim So came home work today and there kindle addressed did not remember ordering spent afternoon trying figure out accidentally purchased kindle Amazon, and came back hanging out with Catherine told my parents, guys will not believe accidentally ordered myself Huh said Dad very casually Did get charged spent next five minutes checking my bank account and came back into living room announce No didn't. Do think 's mistake?
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Dad Uses Son's College Fund To Remodel Home

It's all about the context here in this particular AITA. Dad had saved money for his son's college fund, which ultimately didn't end up getting used, because his son decided to drop out. Fast forward, and the son is asking his dad if he could tap into the college fund for what sounds like newlywed expenses/alleviating debt. Dad was not about it, because the whole point of the money was for it to be used for college. 

Dad uses his son's college fund to remodel home, and son gets upset. | AITA using my son's college fund remodel my home have consistently put money away my kids' college funds since they were young. Their education important worked very hard get my degree and eventually my Master's didn't want my kids be burden or worried about funds they went school. My son got into decent school and started off well. Then his grades slumped and he said he dropping out. He's now 23 and has been bouncing one odd
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Company Cuts Dad's Vacation Time, IT Revenge Ensues

This company thought they'd just cut dad's vacation time with no backlash. Well well, dad was having none of it. What followed was a smooth, calculated case of malicious compliance. Dad nailed it. 

Company cuts dad's vacation time, so a malicious compliance revenge ensues. | No vacation? Malicious compliance with policy. My father had job as mainframe operator company had contracts doing work state governments, involving lot data processing. His job involved babysitting group servers and rebooting them monitoring software said they hung, occasional minor programming, and annually talking auditor state whose contract he worked on sent auditor loved him because he always ensured they had
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Dad Cooks Bacon, Vegan Daughter Isn't Having It

This dad took to Reddit to ask folks whether or not he was in the wrong for wanting to continue his enjoyment of bacon, even though it created distress for his vegan daughter's lifestyle. Folks seem to agree that dad isn't doing anything wrong at all. 

Dad enjoys cooking bacon, and his daughter doesn't like it | WIBTA refusing stop cooking bacon my kitchen due my teenage daughters vegan lifestyle? Not hole Dad here, old fart, loves his daughter pieces but struggling see eye eye with my teenager and wife on this one always been meat eating family live rural Midwest and bacon breakfast is pretty much given. This year my 14 y/o daughter decided go vegan, and jumped onto her support team with enthusiasm learned substitute ingredients, cook new
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Son's Dad Passes Away, Son Finds His Notebook, Full Feels Trip Ensues

Brace yourself, this guy's story about discovering his dad's old notebook after he'd passed away is an emotional rollercoaster. Real or not, it's a beautiful and touching tale. 

Guy's greentext story is a total feels trip | Anonymous 1 hour ago 46515536 1474820705804.jpg (23.3 KB, 242x206) Like, 1 REPLY ears Rain, Scoo >Born year 1993 >Mother abandoned at birth >22 year old father abandons all his dreams raises alone >times are tough as fuck as he has juggle work and whenever he has free time play vidya together move old nintendo and shit WoW raiding and so on
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Dad Cons A Con Man, Then Ruins His Business

Dad got the best of this con man, and beat him at his own game. Upon realizing that he had a con man on his hands, dad swiftly dealt with the situation, and by the end of the pro revenge, he'd ruined the con man's business, and the dude eventually got arrested. 

Dad cons a con man, and ends up ruining his business in the process | r/ProRevenge JOIN u/JakexDx 1y my dad conned con man, then ruined his conning business. Years ago shortly after moved out, my dad decided he wanted remodel his bathroom and hired local contractor(who will refer as DB do fixed clogged sink him once start my dad extremely skeptical contractors and did not want get scammed, so after they agreed on price labor my dad ask him an invoice cost all materials. He took said invoice one
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Dad's Daughters Want To Exclude His New Wife From Weddings

This dad's daughters decided they didn't want his "new wife" to attend their weddings. It sounds like there is a bit of a hang up going on, when it comes to the daughters moving on, and accepting their dad's new partner. Ultimately, the choice is up to them, but at this point, it looks like they're in a bit of a gridlock. So, dad is wondering whether he's in the wrong over potentially choosing not to attend, if they won't include his new wife? 

Dad's daughters want to exclude his new wife from their weddings | AITA tell my daughters won't attend their weddings if they continue snub my wife protect their mom's feelings? Not hole My two younger daughters (27 and 30) are both getting married next year. Their mother and divorced 13 years ago bad breakup caught her an affair but she didn't want divorce. Anyways remarried my current wife 8 years now and very happy have found each other.
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Dad Schools Kid On Memes

Dad's enjoying the perks of having a kid that doesn't fully understand the meme game. He uses Know Your Meme to try and educate his kid about the proper use of memes. Maybe one day the kid will get it. Until then, dad wins. 

Dad schools his kid on proper use of memes | texting text messages Go get lunches Uh dad did forget, they sent today's lunch yesterday Oh didn't know actually. Oof Tiff Cell
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Kid Refuses To Do Chores, Dad And Mechanic Buddy Strip His Car

Sounds like this kid was quite the handful. At a certain point, dad said enough is enough, and decided to literally strip the kid's car down to the frame, with the help of his mechanic buddy. Honestly, dad deserves some kind of medal for that stunt. 

Kid refuses to do chores, so his dad and mechanic buddy proceed to strip his car | Don't wanna do chores son? Well have fun being stuck at home. Paragraph TL;DR at bottom hope this is appropriate here. So this story deserves some context s actually Pro Revenge my father did Backstory: After had graduated High School and still hadn't "found" my calling my parents told could live with them rent free as long as did one very important thing, helped out with chores, don't bring any girls or friends
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Dad Pulls Ultimate Prank On Daughter From Afar

Ah, yes. A lovely game of pinch and punch between a loving dad and his daughter, ends up making for quite the funny and feel good story. It sounds like dad manages to pull off the ultimate power move prank from afar, and leaves his daughter in a state of blissful acceptance that he did it. Pretty awesome. Well done, dad. 

Dad pulls the ultimate prank on his daughter from afar, during their game of pinch and punch | Bridie Connell @BridieKConnell 16h 27897 4.4K Right. So my dad and are both very competitive/stubborn have been locked battle pinch and punch, first day month years. 15 years be exact. Neither us remember started.
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Dad Kicks Entitled "Cool Girl" Out of Daughter's Birthday

There's a pretty broad spetcrum of Dad behavior, like this wholesome dad who freak out when he lost his daughter's hamster or this dad who upset his vegan daughter with his bacon cooking. You want to make decisions with your kids best interest at heart, and this dad saw that as kicking the "cool girl" out of his daughter's party for some rude behavior.

Dad kicks out disrespectful "cool girl" from daughter's party | r/AmItheAsshole Posted by trway21423 12 hours ago AITA kicking out girl my daughter's sleepover bday party? My (34M) daughter (14F) had sleepover b-day party last saturday, and she invited 5 girls her school. There this one girl she invited who could tell her attitude spoiled brat she rang doorbell, she walked looking down at her phone, didn't greet or my wife, and handed her jacket without even looking up
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Dad Passes Away, Kid Discovers His Notebook, The Feels Ensue

This quick and emotional story has left us convinced that there are ninjas in here cutting onions. Tears are potentially falling, man. That being said, it sounds like this kid made quite the beautiful discovery upon his dad's passing. A beautiful tale. 

Kid discovers his dad's notebook after he passes away from lung cancer | greentext 4chan Anonymous >Born year 1993 >Mother abandoned at birth >22 year old father abandons all his dreams raises alone >times are tough as fuck as he has juggle work and whenever he has free time play vidya together move old nintendo and shit WoW raiding and so on
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Dad Memes That Go Father Than Ever Before

There are jokes about dads. Jokes for dads. Jokes that dads love to make. It's just a big dad party out here and the dad memes are flowing freely like a poorly done home plumbing repair. Here are more dad memes to keep dads going through these dark times. And here are more still, some rad dad memes to achieve dad dreams.

Jokes and memes for dads and about them | Every girls weakness: bottom half of a man in jeans and sneakers. man cheering from outside a window as a woman is getting interviewed: MY WIFE DOING ANYTHING
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Retired Dad Walks Dogs At Local Shelter, Makes Bios For Them

This dad has clearly tapped into a worthwhile and rewarding way to spend some of his retirement. Apparently he likes to walk some dogs from the local shelter, and also enjoys making up little bios for them. We need more of these!

A retired dad walks dogs at the local dog shelter, and makes bios for them | Andrea Richardson @Aandrealleigh My dad is retired, and has started walking dogs at local shelter on Wednesday mornings. He sends picture and little bio about them sometimes. Shelby. Adopted yesterday! Yea! andrea radiates awIesomenece iMessage DR JoJo! He's puller! German Shepard mix walked him before. DR DR Nana. Good dog. One brown eye one blue eye. Looks like good boy DR Dave Richardson Nana! Like Peter Pan! He is.
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Dad Memes for the Dads Out There

If you're a dad, know a dad, or have even seen a dad these will resonate with extra fatherly dad-ishness. Here are some dad memes to keep those dads going through these dark times. There's just a lot of rad dad memes to achieve dad dreams.

parenting memes, funny jokes and tweets | I thought my 6 year old smuggling pipe into school s just kazoo, either way he's grounded. wooden box with a golden kazoo.
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