coworker

With all the cannibal scares we had last week, can you blame her for being confused?

At first I looked at all those italics and worried that the writer was on the verge of snapping, but then I read the words "super duper" and concluded that he/she is just a meddling busybody.

~Office Lackey Jack

Wow, no! I don't want to watch a big long video of some douchebags fighting where it's five minutes and fifty seconds of them talking, ten seconds of action, and it was all filmed on a potato, thanks!