cooking

Ever stood at your front door, clicking the button on your car keys, trying to get into your house? And you just stand there, wondering, "what's wrong with this thing?" Then you probably understand what's going on here.

Did some of these people just try to cook lava or what?! To try your hand at anything in the kitchen is to set yourself up for a monumental, potentially smoky failure. 

Does every good looking thing have to be fake? Yes, yes it does. Your home cooking will never be as appetizing as shoe polish and motor oil. Now pour yourself a glass of soap and read up.

These people aren't the people you want cooking for you at home. 

Uhhh, hired. But actually this is one of the finer portrayals of Craigslist gone crazy that we've stumbled across in some time. Wonder if things ever worked out for that supercreep offering Coachella tickets for 20 cringeworthy demands.