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If you've ever found yourself looking for a proper rundown on why rude and entitled customers should rightfully be kicked out of a restaurant, look no further. Infamous Chef, Marco Pierre, beautifully breaks down why he threw out guests like he did. Basically, this is the manager that all the Karens of the world need to meet. 

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It should be mentioned that this guy has officially stated to not try this at home for fear of starting a fire or losing something down your gas pipe. Apparently a gas range is just one popped off diffuser plate away from being a flame-spewing, wok heating machine. It's probably a bad idea to modify your own stove against the wishes of any warranty agreement or insurance adjuster, but like, it's pretty cool.

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Chefs Share Basic Cooking Tips for The Masses

Having even a rudimentary knowledge of how basic flavors work is a guaranteed way to improve your cooking and your quality of life. Seriously, knowing just a little bit about how to add salt to food can be night and day. Also it helps to be told that you shouldn't try to catch a falling knife. In addition, here are people's most treasured budget recipes that got them through hard times.

cooking tips from chefs | porkedpie1 10.5k points 1 day ago edited 20 hours ago Three or four times amount butter and salt is big part why food doesn't taste like restaurant food.
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Tumblr Thread: Cooks Bond Over Dysfunctional Family Members

Man, without fail the wandering minds of Tumblr always seem to deliver gems when we need them most. This particular time we've got some cooks bonding over their nasty, dysfunctional family members, and ultimately uniting to bring us all some sweet recipes from their respective homes. Really might have to get down with that meatloaf as soon as possible. 

A Tumblr thread unites family recipes | schizophrenicarchivist-remade-d little my mom's meatloaf my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf didn't like anyone else's, and she told she would teach make older. And like 19? She finally taught but she told never tell anyone else and like weird but okay Anyway, she super fucking homophobic and abusive told her gay, so here's recipe 4-6 Ibs Hamburger/turkey burger 1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix 1 TBs ketchup 1 Tbs spicy brown mustard, 1 Tbs bbq sauce
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Worst Possible Meals People Would Serve Gordon Ramsay

Someone on AskReddit got a wild thread going about the meals that people would serve Gordon Ramsay to torture him to no end. Gordon Ramsay's obviously established himself as the king of roasts in the realm of cooking, so it's honestly overwhelming to imagine what kinds of insults he'd dish out if he were ever served any of these devilish creations. 

The meals people would serve to upset Gordon Ramsay | Catctus 6h really decent pasta but noodles are way undercooked, every bite would be lament could be
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The ignorance achieved such levels that Gordon Ramsay was genuinely bewildered as to how someone could possibly not mean to serve another person straight up rancid scallops. 

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Many of us have encountered the frustrating, time-consuming process that is properly peeling a hard boiled egg. It can end up taking way too long. Well, it looks like that conundrum is going to be a thing of the past. This method is easy enough, and super effective. Thanks, Chef. 

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Everyone knows that Gordon Ramsay's whole thing is that he abuses chef contestants, but this time it's about his raw physicality and willingness to slap a raw salmon filet into a supernova of pink slop. They even went and added some extra audio effects to get the point across.

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Man, you never see the infamous roast god that is Gordon Ramsay get pushed back on his heels by someone else with a seemingly superhuman level of confidence. Well, Chef Gino D'Acampo certainly pulled off the unthinkable with his spicy banter. 

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Alton Brown Unleashes Weird Food-Themed Twitter Storm

It's a stressful time, and respected food celebrity Alton Brown took to Twitter to vent his frustrations in the form of all caps food nonsense and references to binge drinking. It's unclear if he's trying to parody contemporary food network shows or if he just got boozed up and started typing, but it's at least fun.

Alton Brown Nonsense Twitter Food Rant | Alton Brown 000 @altonbrown Turn off lights and run 23 Slim Jims through juicer | want go out right now and buy Fritos and cat food. | CANNED FRUIT SALAD AND CHEEZE WIZ WITH HERSHEY'S SYRUP AND GIN
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Mom Gets Tricked Into Praising Kid's Cooking

What's really messed up about this petty revenge is the fact that mom's support literally had to be tricked out of her. That's no good. She should've been giving her kid the morale boost from the get go. Either way, was definitely satisfying to see mom get tricked. 

Mom gets tricked into praising her kid's cooking skills | r/pettyrevenge u/ThrowRA-Barber Tricked my mom into finally admitting my cooking good been enrolled cooking school over year and my mom, she's never been supportive. Because dropped out nursing program get into cooking school. She's always making snide comments about should've been nurse or lawyer, or only ever be subservient housewife with this, and do make something, she always crizicizes Like she's Gordon Ramsay or something
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Shoutout to the camera man that had to run along with Gordon Ramsay. That being said, this is actually pretty impressive. 

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Karen Mother-In-Law Uses Too Much Salt In Food, Petty Revenge Ensues

Nothing tops the sweetness of a successful petty revenge like being validated by others around you that you were in the right all along. Sounds like Karen was going way too hard on the salt with her cooking. So, a simple decision to hide those salt shakers resulted in everyone being pleased. Nicely done. 

A petty revenge story about a Karen mother-in-law getting humbled on cooking skills | r/pettyrevenge Join u/votedog 1d 1 Former MIL used too much salt her food. Asked her tone down, she refused. So Thid her salt shakers next time ate there have suffered chronic migraines since kid. Something important every migraine sufferer know are their "triggers Triggers are things life are most likely start migraine some may be extreme heat others 's stress and s salt can't have lot and if do migraine will
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Cooking Fails Of Disastrous Proportions

These cooking fails might make you feel better about your worst attempts at preparing some food at home. Carrots absolutely do not belong in the washing machine. Come one. 

A collection of cooking fails that were just plain terrible | washing carrots in a washing machine | stove burner ring embedded into a melted plastic cutting board and the phrase sorry honey written on it
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