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Edgy Bot Texts Dude, He Has Fun With It

This guy got a text from a random number, and decided to have some fun with it. As bots become more and more evolved, it's up to us to have some fun with it, and play along. This dude did so beautifully. 

Guy gets text from scammer, and ends up joking around with them | Hey Alan, this is Ash New York had talked last time came Anaheim visit my sister but ever actually met back in town again til Sunday if wanted get 2gether? Sorry Ash, not Alan. Check digits again. Merry xmas!
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Girl On Tinder Gives Guy Number, Rock Pics Ensue

We'd guess that this girl didn't expect rock pictures from this guy after giving him her number on Tinder. That being said, here we are. The rock pics are out in full force, and they are glorious. This could really be headed somewhere special. 

Girl gives a guy on Tinder her number and pictures of rocks ensue | dylan Details This one is watermelon lol watermelon looks sick know right Check this out will love this photo of a man's hand holding up a cool colorful rock
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Girl Isn't Invited To Wedding, Passive Aggressive Response Ensues

This girl seemingly popped out of the blue, and assumed she'd be invited to the wedding of a "friend" she hadn't talked to in a long time. As it turns out, the wedding was for close friends and family, and not people that had fallen out of touch. From there, the response was one wrapped up in passive aggressiveness. The girl goes so far as to suggest that the couple reconsider marriage altogether. 

Girl isn't invited to a wedding, so she responds with passive aggressiveness | are Do have wedding date set Yes gonna get married on 20th June Oh can come?
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Karen Melts Down Over Air Pods Gift

Karen is not okay, you guys. She's in the middle of a devastating meltdown regarding a gift of Air Pods to her kid. Apparently, Karen's standards are such that the only acceptable gift for her kid is a pair of the Air Pods Pro. She wants to make sure the other kids at her kid's school are impressed. And she wants this while she uses the Air Pods at yoga, for herself. Nice, Karen. 

Karen freaks out over Air Pods gift and wants them exchanged for the Air Pods Pro | have HUGE PROBLEM! Umm hello? Emergency over here need attention extremely upset. l is Hey sorry on call, couldn't get phone is everything okay?
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Dad's Ashes Sparks Hilariously Dark Brainstorm

This comments thread went a bit dark when it came to figuring out what to do with dad's ashes. There were no limits to what people hatched up for ideas when it came to trying to dissolve the brick of dad (rest in peace). 

Conversation about what to do with dad's ashes | she putting some his ashes into my jar she had CHISEL AT HIS ASHES get enough put jar can't stop laughing. Does anyone know break ashes back up doesn't involve chisel or putting pillowcase and driving over with car (my mums other suggestion can't
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Model Chick Goes Psycho After Being Rejected

This guy got all kinds of lucky when it came to dodging the cyclone of crazy that was his date. Apparently he had a couple drinks with her, and wasn't feeling the connection, and called it quits from there. She proceeds to go on a downward spiral of delusional lunacy, and claims he stole her bracelet, while threatening to send her team of security guards on him. 

Girl freaks out at guy after being rejected and pretends she has a bodyguard team and that the guy stole her bracelet | text messages Jordan Yesterday 9:30 PM way out league physically, mentally emotionally can't even believe this right now Never my life
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Daughter Relentlessly Trolls Mom To Oblivion

This one's an oldie but a goldie. Whether or not this is an actual series of conversations between a mischievous daughter and her exasperated mother, doesn't matter. The texts are hilarious, and maybe even believable. Using autocorrect to troll a technologically challenged parent would be quite the crafty, and entertaining move. 

Hilarious text exchange between mom and her daughter involves memes and frustration | 3:21 PM 86% Mom 01/24/2016 Sun Mom stop and grab coffee on way over 7:50 AM No 7:51 AM Why 7:51 AM Because an ungrateful brat 7:52 AM grateful and dad got busy 36 years ago. Bow chicka bow bow 7:53 AM know are killing Elizabeth really killing No coffee. Enter message
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Entitled Influencer Demands Free Stuff In Exchange for Exposure, Doesn't Get It

This absolute peach of a person simultaneously asks for free stuff while then bragging that they make way more money. So what they're saying is they totally could afford this person's stuff but they're just choosing to be a jerk about it. Sometimes when entitled jerks demand free art, they get satisfyingly trolled. Sometimes entitled people need to take their business elsewhere.

Entitled social media influencer demands free pins in exchange for exposure | CANT READ my local grocery store starts accepting exposure as valid form payment l'll hit up clown emoji
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When People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To

The anonymity of the internet allows a lot of people to pretend to be experts on things, as well as pass massive judgement and throw accusations around like a furious ape tosses fresh hot crap. Here are times that people were sorely mistaken and didn't realize they were talking to someone who knew a hell of a lot more then they did. Sometimes these end decently, like when the writer of Men in Black was told not to mansplain Men in Black.

People who didn't realize they were talking to experts on topics | Replying damiengayle Hello Damien reporter Guardian, is this video? could use with full credit Damien Gayle @damiengayle Lol l'm reporter with Guardian Damien Gayle @damiengayle So l guess can use. CircleToonsHD Someone just told On my own Instagram page give credit maker videos My videos Give credit is video maker man
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Choosy Beggar Is The Peak Of Unreasonable

This choosing beggar is the living definition of entitled and unreasonable. There is just no hope of negotiating with people like this.

Choosing beggar is ridiculous unreasonable with their demands regarding a blanket | Hey blankets are amazing do do commissions? Hello? Hi! Sorry been out town with my fiance. Haven't been on Instagram much
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Cars Salesman Gets Bombarded With Ridiculous Wrong Number Texts

These guys thought they were reaching out to a number that apparently fulfills particularly dirty requests, but ended up learning that they were talking to a very surprised cars salesman. 

Guy gets bombarded with wrong number texts that think they're texting someone else | Jaz it is Alan. Hi Alan! Sorry didn't reply been really busy with my career
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Sayings People Have Always Hated

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share those sayings that they just hate hearing. We all have that one saying that just grinds our gears and pushes our buttons like none other. 

A collection of AskReddit replies to sayings that people have always hated | Because said so
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Choosing Beggar Doesn't Understand How Time Works

This choosing beggar either has no idea how time works, or they were just trying to troll the crap out of a reasonable seller. Doesn't seem like this particular negotiation is going to work out. 

A choosing beggar trolls guy over the time they were supposed to meet up | 60 55 min ago 80 54 min ago 75 if could bring it to me
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Disney+ Support Employee Adds Customer On Snapchat

Still a better love story than Twilight. This Disney+ employee decided to shoot his shot, and ended up adding a customer on Snapchat to see where things can go. What a nice and wholesome example of dating for millennials, if we've ever seen one. 

Customer service representative for Disney+ ends up adding a customer on Snapchat | Live Chat Hello, my name is Jordan. JR Thank contacting Disney+ Customer Support may assist today?
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Choosing Beggar Attempts Guilt Trip Over iPhone

This choosing beggar tried to guilt trip an iPhone seller with a little bit about being a "broke college student." Their biggest mistake was originally accepting the first price of $350, and then trying to walk it back. 

Choosing beggar tries to guilt trip a seller over an iPhone.
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The Wonders Of Trolling On Craigslist (3 Images)

Behold, a quick expo on how to troll someone to oblivion on Craigslist. Thankfully nothing was actually harmed in the crafting of this ridiculous act of trolling. 

Guy trolls stranger looking for a cat on Craigslist.
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