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Choosing Beggars That Wished The World Gave Them Everything

Choosing beggars are never going to stop asking the world for free handouts. It's in their DNA at this point. We just can't fathom what compels these cheap bastards to enter into negotiations with other folks, and all the while, never plan on going above a very disagreeable 0 dollars. Like what's the point? 

A collection of screenshots depicting choosing beggars that want to live for free.
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Woman Rejects Her Classmate, He Whines About Getting Walked Over For Being A "Nice Guy"

This "nice guy" showed his real colors after his classmate rejected him. He proceeds to unload a barrage of rage-fueled messages about how he gets walked over for being a "nice guy" and complains that he has to spend money to hang out with her in the first place. 

Creepy nice guy freaks out on his classmate after she rejects him, and complains that he gets walked over for being a "nice guy."
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Guy Asks For Sexy Foot Pics From Girl In His Old Marching Band, She Overdelivers

He just wanted to find his sole mate. This girl was contacted by a guy from her old college marching band. He was asking for sexy foot pictures. That alone is enough to turn some heads, but add in the fact that they hadn't spoken in 7 years, and you've got a cringeworthy masterpiece on your hands. She decides to put it to a poll, and after the internet speaks in favor of the photoshoot, she absolutely overdelivers! 

Guy from girl's old marching band offers to pay her for sexy pics, and she overdelivers with ridiculous images.
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Woman Invites Her Crush Over To Help Fix The Bed, He Misses The Signal

She had to spell it out for this guy, after he missed multiple hints that she was definitely interested in him. No, my dude, she didn't need you to "fix the bed." It sounds like she wanted your company, and potentially in the bedroom. Fortunately, she shoots her shot at the end of the texting exchange, and he seems to return the move with interest. 

Woman tells her crush that she likes him after she invites him over to "fix the bed" and he missed the signal.
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Choosing Beggars That Wish The World Let Them Live On Its Tab

The world seems like it's never going to run out of choosing beggars who just want everyone to give them everything for free. It's impossible to negotiate with a stubborn fool who has adopted the mindset that they are NOT going to meet you in the middle, on a price negotiation. The worst thing about someone who wants (or expects) something for free, is that it's the best thing to them, and the worst thing to the person that's being asked to fork over their service/product for free. These choosing beggars just need to give it a rest!

A collection of choosing beggars that want the world to give them a ton of free handouts.
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19 Intrigued People Share the Weirdest Conversations They've Eavesdropped On

When you overhear just a little bit of someone's conversation and it ends with something like "and that's how I met my dad" your mind will do somersaults to try to figure out what the hell these people are talking about. Here are some of the strangest things people are willing to admit they witnessed.

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21 Mixed Moments from the Wild World of Tinder

You can never be sure what you're gonna get when you get thousands of judgemental horny people and put them all on one app. But hey, that's the wild world of tinder. There are some successes, some outrageous failures, but mostly really dumb puns.

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Eggstreme Bidding War Breaks Out Between Competitive Egg Buyers

The internet did a good thing with this high stakes bidding war between competitive egg buyers. The game of one-upping fellow egg buyers is not to be taken lightly. Timing and a willingness to supply that extra egg with the hand-drawn smiley face can be the dealbreaker sometimes. 

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Guy Out-Catfishes A Catfish With False Information Of His Own

The lack of shame in this catfish is strong. They clearly feel no remorse for the scam they're running. You can basically hear the devilish cackle in the background. They're probably just on to the next unknowing victim. We just hope whoever that is, is ready to catfish the catfish with lies of their own. 

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Woman's "Why I'm Still Single" Brochure Goes Viral on Twitter

Weddings can be an absolute drag. You have to tell all your relatives and family friends the same spiel over and over about where you are in life, and the conversation is dry because you're not gonna see this people ever again unless there's some kind of "divorce party." Melissa Croce streamlined the process with what started off as a joke, but then turned into an all-out project. It even comes complete with a "Why is Melissa Single" dialogue tree so you don't even have to talk to her. It's great, if you don't like people.

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Embarrassed Dude Discovers the One Flaw With Having a Dirty Recovery Password

When you think about it, the password worked perfectly. He was able to remember it in an instant. Having to say it out loud in order to get your credit card unblocked is a different story. It's not too bad considering people do embarrassing things all the time.

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19 Funny and Sad Moments from the Wild World of Tinder

Some are funny, some are sad, some are funny and sad. The world is a funny and sad place, and the context of dating only raises the stakes. Here's what people said that sometimes worked but mostly didn't work in the moments that counted. Check these out if you wanna see more priceless Tinder moments. 

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21 Hilariously Moronic Times People Flipped English The Bird

You know what they meant to say, but the road that it takes to get there is long and full of failure. These types of mistakes aren't rare but boy does it make us feel smart to see someone make a small mistake that makes a world of difference on the back end.

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Contractor Dodges A Delusional Choosing Beggar Bullet

Here's your McBathroom! This contractor stuck to what he knew, and served up a satisfying reality check to one emotionally toxic and delusional choosing beggar. A job well done before it even started! 

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Viral Conversation Spawns Too Many Vegetable Artist Memes

Old but gold and also weird. Last year a facebook post of this strange conversation featured an apparently very defensive James Barrett's wife taking over JB's facebook account to deliver a prickly message to someone whose only crime was planning to draw vegetables. Anyway the lack of context, unbridled aggression and overt weirdness caused it to be shared thousands of times. Plus, it spawned a bunch of memes. It became the viral sensation known as "James Barret's Wife"

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