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We're just having a friendly conversation. Though you never know when auto correct will strike next. So double check every word, and have a laugh at some people who should have made sure they said what they meant.

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Man Trolls Gift Card Scammer For Hours

You did a beautiful thing, my dude. Keep up the good work. Nothing melts our hearts like seeing a scammer get their comeuppance. 

A funny conversation about trolling a gift card scammer. | 4:44 PM Hello are doing? Hey Aunt Christine l'm doing well thank is everyone doing there can now call each other and see information like Active Status and read messages. Doing wonderfully great. Hope everything is going on fine with Yep can't complain stationed San Diego. My wife and kids are back Va
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Dude Doesn't Know How to Fish, Tries to Borrow Boat

He doesn't know that you need a license, that you need to get up early, or that there are different kinds of fish. Dude doesn't even how the boat is stored and he want to just go and take it. And to top it all off the reason he needs the truck is because he messed up his own car. You can't ignore the boldness of entitled people and their frustrating demands.

Conversation of guy who doesn't know about fishing trying to borrow boat | Today at 1:29 PM don't care if 's birthday not letting borrow my truck, tow my boat, try back up, and probably break something Today at 1:30 PM dude fuck know im reasponsible Today at 1:31 PM Naw ever since started date girl been slipping Like even happened car farily new Today at 1:31 PM minor fender bender but thats besides point wasnt even my fault
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Anti-Vaxxer's "Reasoning" is as Incoherent as One Would Expect

Many of us have had that moment where you're talking to a friend or family member and then BAM, they hit you with their stupidest beliefs. After watching a single fringe Youtube video they now think they're an expert who's done "research." Sometimes they snap out of it, like this Anti-vaxx mom who switched sides.

Antivaxxer being stupid in text conversation | and 's truth bro sheep sheeple can be so blind Imfao 's zionists and gates' okay 's truth are blind where do get proof facebook s obvious got vaccinated right? no and don't have autism don't think jesus christ Delivered doesn't cause autism 100 time iMessage 4.
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Most Polite Ways To End Conversations

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the most effective, polite ways to shut down conversations with persistent chatterboxes. We've all been there, busy just trying to muddle through a day, maybe in a rush to get somewhere, and then you cross paths with the immovable, breathless, object that is a passionate chatterbox. It's as if they are so involved in venting to you or whatever ears are around, that they're incapable of seeing the clear sign that nobody wants to hear what they have to say. Consider trying out these polite conversation enders the next time you fall prey to a chatterbox in the wild. 

A collection of polite ways to end conversations with chatterboxes | _zugunruhe_ 12h 2 Awards If cannot get word best thing do is drop something which typically leads person stop talking, giving break say forgot needed do something. Reply 7.7k
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Worst Scammer The World's Ever Seen

I mean, this is just pathetic. The only thing worse than a scammer who is already wasting your time is a completely clueless and lazy scammer. 

Lazy scammer absolutely fails at their attempt | Karlee Grey Active just now K Ohhh my God just got this new phone and used an amazon card upgrade and have not got get recharge on so can make video call on this phone wish see Literally every phone on earth has camera attached s some laughable bullshit right there Michael.
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Bold Dude Demands Cat Back after Five Years

There are a few things about this whole exchange that send up a few red flags. Conventional wisdom is literally screaming: don't agree to the visit. For people who wanted stuff, here are entitled individuals and their preposterous demands. And for another weird and unsettling one, here's a very strange choosing beggar case.

Text exchange of a guy wanting a cat back after 5 years | Hello my name is number hoping talk gave Wed, Mar 25, 5:40 PM Hello, sorry work nights so l've been asleep can do Wed, Mar 25, 10:45 PM wondering about cat my mom gave few years ago Thu, Mar 26, 3:50 PM Oh mean Khaleesi? Im not sure call her im guessing yes if thats grey cat my mom gave and lived together he Fri, Mar 27, 5:14 PM iMessage Pay GIF
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Persistently Uninterested Tinder Match is a Bullet Dodged

Pretty much the only benefit of online dating is that if you don't want to talk to someone, you don't even have to respond. Sometimes people don't do a great job of conversations, so we get moments like this. For some other dating mishaps, here are women who dated toxic "nice guys"  as well as a woman who bombarded a man's phone with a storm of texts.

Dating conversation fail | 's fine Today 4:07 PM 's good sheep pictures is super cute by way. Is yours? Today 4:40 PM They're friends. And she" and he not an Sorry douchebag answers, but really hate small talk and feel uninspired let my guard down and let someone if feel like just on receiving end. Today 6:15 PM no fan small talk either but honestly 's pretty difficult start conversation with complete stranger out clear blue without much go on. And o
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Woman Bombards Man's Phone With Storm Of Texts

This guy absolutely dodged a bullet. Seriously, there's a tireless energy to this storm of texts that are basically just a collection of red flags. One look at any of these texts is enough to nope out for good. 

Aggressive texter bombards guy's phones with paragraphs | Oh shoot. So sorry did not mean send s little embarrassing My old phone didn't allow send videos and since just got this one on Thursday still trying see can do and dunno pressed scrolling through my gallery but total accident and now really embarrassed so 's best don't talk anymore ?
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Wrong Number Gets Taken For Ride On Troll Train

This dude unknowingly got a first class pass aboard the troll train. Yep, this is a good old-fashioned case of a wrong number getting tricked and toyed with. It sounds like the thirsty wrong number was giving off all kinds of red flags from the start. Seems like it's for the best that they weren't able to contact "Lynn."

A thirsty wrong number gets trolled in hilarious conversation | Hey! Is this Lynn Heyyy! Yeah who is this? Jon lol are up Ughhh just sitting here are up s no fun just got home Are and bf still together No, fuck prick Lol 'd he do
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Son's Shirt Says "Players Gonna Play", Karen Gets Offended

Karen's always looking for something to get mad about. Such is the way the world works for her, until she gives herself over to exploring that strange thing called peace. In the meanwhile, we have another golden example of someone getting all kinds of worked up over a whole bunch of silly nothing. Yes, it seems that one parent's son wore a playful shirt, and then Karen proceeded to express great discomfort over the signal that the shirt was sending out. Okay then, Karen. 

Son's shirt says "players gonna play" and Karen proceeds to get offended | Mom ?e! Hey s up? Not much, just got down Yeah same here e So l actually wanted talk about something Yeah? About Well other day at playgroup bit. Unimpressed with wearing.
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Americans' Opinions On Switching To The Metric System

Let's take it back to the entertaining AskReddit thread that centered on how Americans feel about switching to the metric system. The opinions vary. Some folks are quite resistant to the idea of change, while others are all for it. Gotta love the silly wordplay that transpired as well. 

AskReddit replies to how Americans feel about switching to the metric system | Thenandonlythen 196d My persuasive speech high school speech class about why should convert, this 20 years ago got good grade but people love multiplying and dividing by 25.4 apparently | CreepiMacaroni 196d S 1 Award bald eagle screech
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Dad Schools Kid On Memes

Dad's enjoying the perks of having a kid that doesn't fully understand the meme game. He uses Know Your Meme to try and educate his kid about the proper use of memes. Maybe one day the kid will get it. Until then, dad wins. 

Dad schools his kid on proper use of memes | texting text messages Go get lunches Uh dad did forget, they sent today's lunch yesterday Oh didn't know actually. Oof Tiff Cell
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Edgy Bot Texts Dude, He Has Fun With It

This guy got a text from a random number, and decided to have some fun with it. As bots become more and more evolved, it's up to us to have some fun with it, and play along. This dude did so beautifully. 

Guy gets text from scammer, and ends up joking around with them | Hey Alan, this is Ash New York had talked last time came Anaheim visit my sister but ever actually met back in town again til Sunday if wanted get 2gether? Sorry Ash, not Alan. Check digits again. Merry xmas!
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Girl On Tinder Gives Guy Number, Rock Pics Ensue

We'd guess that this girl didn't expect rock pictures from this guy after giving him her number on Tinder. That being said, here we are. The rock pics are out in full force, and they are glorious. This could really be headed somewhere special. 

Girl gives a guy on Tinder her number and pictures of rocks ensue | dylan Details This one is watermelon lol watermelon looks sick know right Check this out will love this photo of a man's hand holding up a cool colorful rock
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Girl Isn't Invited To Wedding, Passive Aggressive Response Ensues

This girl seemingly popped out of the blue, and assumed she'd be invited to the wedding of a "friend" she hadn't talked to in a long time. As it turns out, the wedding was for close friends and family, and not people that had fallen out of touch. From there, the response was one wrapped up in passive aggressiveness. The girl goes so far as to suggest that the couple reconsider marriage altogether. 

Girl isn't invited to a wedding, so she responds with passive aggressiveness | are Do have wedding date set Yes gonna get married on 20th June Oh can come?
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Karen Melts Down Over Air Pods Gift

Karen is not okay, you guys. She's in the middle of a devastating meltdown regarding a gift of Air Pods to her kid. Apparently, Karen's standards are such that the only acceptable gift for her kid is a pair of the Air Pods Pro. She wants to make sure the other kids at her kid's school are impressed. And she wants this while she uses the Air Pods at yoga, for herself. Nice, Karen. 

Karen freaks out over Air Pods gift and wants them exchanged for the Air Pods Pro | have HUGE PROBLEM! Umm hello? Emergency over here need attention extremely upset. l is Hey sorry on call, couldn't get phone is everything okay?
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