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If you ever wanted to have to make some hard choices, this AskReddit thread asked people to share the most difficult "would you rather"s they'd ever considered. If you're out with friends and the conversation's getting slow, drop in one of these confusing and kinda effed up scenarios to get people's brain juices flowing.

"It's not true"...Oh, okay thank you for clarifying that my dude. Maybe next time hold off on your begging requests for some time NOT at midnight. 

These spelling fails from the world's most determined mouth breathers, will leave you scratching your head with many questions. Thank goodness for us, these people shared their spelling fails to the world of social media, where we can celebrate their failures FOREVER.

These might be the very best or undeniably worst insults we've ever seen. One things for sure, and that is that you should try these out on the people you hold most dearest in life. It's basically a list to make as many friends as possible. 

This Snapchat story takes an unexpected turn when the guy who thinks he's finally caught his best friend in the middle of a careless fail, ends up being the one who gets pranked! Gotta love it. Think this might be the last time he pulls it off though. Gotta be careful when sending snaps! 

These choosing beggars are living in a world of wild delusions. They are the very definition of CHEAP. I mean, come on. Either these choosing beggars don't know how the world works, they have never worked a day in their lives, or they are stupid. Either way, reading the following posts is extremely frustrating and I hope I personally never come across people like this. 

It sounds like a particularly testy coworker is blowing their 2 week old surgery far out of proportion, to milk another free and gracious handout. In this case, they are appalled beyond belief, when their coworker won't hook 'em up with some chicken bites. Not the chicken bites! They learn a quick lesson in how being rude to someone, does NOT make them want to help you. Wow. 

To sign up for Tinder, is to willingly subject yourself to the frequently immature, cheesy, and defensively rude whims of other people using the app, just to f**k with people. Every now and again, you might get lucky with a right swipe that doesn't give way to fresh bullsh*t. But with that, we wish you good luck. These people are out there experiencing most anything besides that. 

Jesus, Bonnie, it is time to read a book. Open your mind....

When this guy's crush reached out about a Macbook, and he responded with what seemed a very reasonable, meeting-in-the-middle on a price; she completely lost it. I think it's fair to say, he dodged a bullet on this one! Poor guy obviously didn't know this girl was a crazy choosing beggar. She should take anger management classes. 

This collection of cringe-packed conversations was inspired by Jimmy Fallon asking Twitter what their most awkward texts were. The results are filled with regret and fails and even innocent laughs. 

In this wonderfully irrational display of a choosing beggar ultimately coming to terms with the fact that people don't enjoy getting bossed around, amidst negotiation. Bring a spicy, unreasonable, and arguably emotionally abusive stance into a talk about buying something; good luck, my dude. Sounds like the jerk in this scenario, ultimately gets what's coming to him, and that is nothing. 

It ain't all irrational, choosing beggars out there, folks! Every now and again, we'll stumble across a couple humans managing to navigate the ins and outs of polite conversation, without giving themselves over to fits of cheap disagreeableness. 

Sometimes it's hard to tell what crosses the line from genius into completely moronic. These moments do a pretty good job of straddling the ever elusive "Threshold of Stupid." Anyway, if you can find a dad, any dad, they'd probably enjoy these.

When a wrong number texted this guy, and proceeded to swarm him with some thirsty interest, he met the advances like a cautious pro. It sounds like he's out there dodging all the bullets. And in this case, he passed the "text" with flying colors. Hell, by passing this one, he might've avoided another one's risky results. 

This seller encountered a rowdy, rude-mannered choosing beggar out in the wild, and seized the moment, to call them out for their selfish stupidity. The ensuing conversation has a little bit of a fail and win, mixed in, and we are all about it.