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This has to be someone trolling. Please, by the grace of all that is good, let this be someone trolling. If not, the woman selling the bike did the right thing. People like this should be reported to the police. I honestly don't know what that choosing beggar was thinking - how dim can you be? She really thought that would work? 

The best way to deal with those lowballing choosy beggars is to waste their time as much as you can, before they realize what's going on. That, that right there is priceless. So. Behold, all that in action right here. Good job to the seller for putting his whole heart into his trolling, if it's the only way we can get back at choosing beggars, I support it wholeheartedly. Troll away my generous friends. 

They found a real one out in the wild! 

Lust is alive and well in these text messages between interested women and willing men, in regards to Valentine's Day dates. Twitter User, @Oloni, kickstarted a Valentine's Day challenge for women to text their crushes about having had a crush on them for some time; and to share the results in a screenshot on Twitter, from there! The results we've seen are particularly successful. They'll either give you hope, or make you feel that much more content in your forever alone life. 

Sweet, could be a stretch here, but the point is that this customer service rep. stepped up in a helpful way, when they encountered a dissatisfied customer, who didn't get that good 'ol watermelon rancher they were looking for. And helpfulness is a whole different kind of sweet. Good on them. 

We have here a finely assembled lot of cringelords who fancy themselves modern gents, with deep pockets filled with unnecessarily long words; and beneath all that, wild insecurities and genuine rudeness. Just cause you write something out in a way that sounds pretty, doesn't mean you're off the hook, for lashing out seconds later with a fiery round of profanity-laced verbal assault. Of this lot, I think that Phil's the MVP. "Is that clear?" 

Twitter User, @kelllicopter, opened Pandora's Box when she encouraged people to text their boyfriends that they wanted babies; and to share their responses. Naturally, the partners on the other side of the spontaneous text intended as a prank, responded in a general tone of panicked disbelief. 

Ashton Kutcher stirred up a maddened frenzy on Twitter when he shared his alleged, real number for all of the online world to eat up. Thing is, this offering came with a catch. And that catch comes in the form of what shows certain appearances of being a PR stunt for a messaging startup called, Community. That being said, it looks like he's actually responded to some select messages. 

There are flairs of originality, crudeness, immaturity, and silver-tongued smoothness throughout these randomly assorted moments from the Wild West of the Modern Dating World, Tinder. For all we know we're witnessing snapshots of history's next great love story. And it all started out with some locker room-level witticism...

Poor 'ol Larry just wanted to shell out a sweet $25K...

Sometimes it's good to have a reminder that people are nice to each other. That's some good friendship right there. Why can't we all have friends like this. Our friends just call us nerds and pants us.

There is a special kind of hell in this conversation. You better hope these people never put a bad wish on you, cause they had no trouble hatching up some truly evil purgatories. 

I think the elephant in the electrical room here, is what kind of people does this guy work with to make him want to hide out in the first place?

This tale of discovery and morally grounded action, traces back 23-years-ago, when a man named Gabriel lost his ID on a beach in Jamaica. Fast forward to present day, and we have John Hickey, sharing the story we have now, about his brother-in-law (Gabriel) having the ID returned to him after a series of surprising text messages. 

Wrong numbers, BEST responses! 

We can only hope a marvelous friendship for the ages blossomed from this.