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We're just having a friendly conversation. Though you never know when auto correct will strike next. So double check every word, and have a laugh at some people who should have made sure they said what they meant.

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Model Chick Goes Psycho After Being Rejected

This guy got all kinds of lucky when it came to dodging the cyclone of crazy that was his date. Apparently he had a couple drinks with her, and wasn't feeling the connection, and called it quits from there. She proceeds to go on a downward spiral of delusional lunacy, and claims he stole her bracelet, while threatening to send her team of security guards on him. 

Girl freaks out at guy after being rejected and pretends she has a bodyguard team and that the guy stole her bracelet | text messages Jordan Yesterday 9:30 PM way out league physically, mentally emotionally can't even believe this right now Never my life
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Daughter Relentlessly Trolls Mom To Oblivion

This one's an oldie but a goldie. Whether or not this is an actual series of conversations between a mischievous daughter and her exasperated mother, doesn't matter. The texts are hilarious, and maybe even believable. Using autocorrect to troll a technologically challenged parent would be quite the crafty, and entertaining move. 

Hilarious text exchange between mom and her daughter involves memes and frustration | 3:21 PM 86% Mom 01/24/2016 Sun Mom stop and grab coffee on way over 7:50 AM No 7:51 AM Why 7:51 AM Because an ungrateful brat 7:52 AM grateful and dad got busy 36 years ago. Bow chicka bow bow 7:53 AM know are killing Elizabeth really killing No coffee. Enter message
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Entitled Influencer Demands Free Stuff In Exchange for Exposure, Doesn't Get It

This absolute peach of a person simultaneously asks for free stuff while then bragging that they make way more money. So what they're saying is they totally could afford this person's stuff but they're just choosing to be a jerk about it. Sometimes when entitled jerks demand free art, they get satisfyingly trolled. Sometimes entitled people need to take their business elsewhere.

Entitled social media influencer demands free pins in exchange for exposure | CANT READ my local grocery store starts accepting exposure as valid form payment l'll hit up clown emoji
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When People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To

The anonymity of the internet allows a lot of people to pretend to be experts on things, as well as pass massive judgement and throw accusations around like a furious ape tosses fresh hot crap. Here are times that people were sorely mistaken and didn't realize they were talking to someone who knew a hell of a lot more then they did. Sometimes these end decently, like when the writer of Men in Black was told not to mansplain Men in Black.

People who didn't realize they were talking to experts on topics | Replying damiengayle Hello Damien reporter Guardian, is this video? could use with full credit Damien Gayle @damiengayle Lol l'm reporter with Guardian Damien Gayle @damiengayle So l guess can use. CircleToonsHD Someone just told On my own Instagram page give credit maker videos My videos Give credit is video maker man
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Choosy Beggar Is The Peak Of Unreasonable

This choosing beggar is the living definition of entitled and unreasonable. There is just no hope of negotiating with people like this.

Choosing beggar is ridiculous unreasonable with their demands regarding a blanket | Hey blankets are amazing do do commissions? Hello? Hi! Sorry been out town with my fiance. Haven't been on Instagram much
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Cars Salesman Gets Bombarded With Ridiculous Wrong Number Texts

These guys thought they were reaching out to a number that apparently fulfills particularly dirty requests, but ended up learning that they were talking to a very surprised cars salesman. 

Guy gets bombarded with wrong number texts that think they're texting someone else | Jaz it is Alan. Hi Alan! Sorry didn't reply been really busy with my career
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Sayings People Have Always Hated

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share those sayings that they just hate hearing. We all have that one saying that just grinds our gears and pushes our buttons like none other. 

A collection of AskReddit replies to sayings that people have always hated | Because said so
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Choosing Beggar Doesn't Understand How Time Works

This choosing beggar either has no idea how time works, or they were just trying to troll the crap out of a reasonable seller. Doesn't seem like this particular negotiation is going to work out. 

A choosing beggar trolls guy over the time they were supposed to meet up | 60 55 min ago 80 54 min ago 75 if could bring it to me
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Disney+ Support Employee Adds Customer On Snapchat

Still a better love story than Twilight. This Disney+ employee decided to shoot his shot, and ended up adding a customer on Snapchat to see where things can go. What a nice and wholesome example of dating for millennials, if we've ever seen one. 

Customer service representative for Disney+ ends up adding a customer on Snapchat | Live Chat Hello, my name is Jordan. JR Thank contacting Disney+ Customer Support may assist today?
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Choosing Beggar Attempts Guilt Trip Over iPhone

This choosing beggar tried to guilt trip an iPhone seller with a little bit about being a "broke college student." Their biggest mistake was originally accepting the first price of $350, and then trying to walk it back. 

Choosing beggar tries to guilt trip a seller over an iPhone.
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The Wonders Of Trolling On Craigslist (3 Images)

Behold, a quick expo on how to troll someone to oblivion on Craigslist. Thankfully nothing was actually harmed in the crafting of this ridiculous act of trolling. 

Guy trolls stranger looking for a cat on Craigslist.
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Tips for Talking to Women Without Seeming like a Huge Creep

The general themes here seem to be: bring up something you have in common, actually listen to them, compliment them, talk about shared interests, give them food and offer to show them pictures of animals. Also don't ask them where they live right off the bat. Here are some pickup lines that actually worked for people.

how to not sound like a creep when hitting on women
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Twitter Flocks on Cowboy Who Brags About How Much Beef He Gets

For a twitter conversation about beef and gender roles, this was actually pretty civil. It even sort of has a happy ending! The number one takeaway we got from this conversation was that we are severely lacking in how much beef we make per year, and didn't realize how self conscious we should be about it.

Lonely cowboy talks gender roles and dating while bragging about beef.
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Irrational Choosing Beggars That Are Nightmare Negotiators

Life ain't free people. When will these choosing beggars ever accept the reality they live in. You know, the one where we all actually have to compensate people in a fair manner for their professional services. At a certain point, choosing beggars are really just wasting the rest of the world's time. Maybe keep an eye out for anyone you come across while negotiating that is similar to these deluded fools. 

A collection of choosing beggars that are terribly entitled and want everything for free from the world.
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Entitled Choosing Beggars That Want The World's Riches For Free

The world's got a rich supply of choosing beggars that expect free handouts. Every week we're seeing more people get outed online for being impossible negotiators that expect people to be chill about never being compensated. That just isn't the way the world works. If someone is telling you that something is for free, you honestly might want to be wary of whether or not it's a scam. 

A collection of choosing beggars that want the world to give them stuff for free.
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Choosing Beggars That Wished The World Gave Them Everything

Choosing beggars are never going to stop asking the world for free handouts. It's in their DNA at this point. We just can't fathom what compels these cheap bastards to enter into negotiations with other folks, and all the while, never plan on going above a very disagreeable 0 dollars. Like what's the point? 

A collection of screenshots depicting choosing beggars that want to live for free.
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