choosing beggar

"It's not true"...Oh, okay thank you for clarifying that my dude. Maybe next time hold off on your begging requests for some time NOT at midnight. 

We're not exactly sure what compels people to think they can get away with demanding stuff for way below asking price, then turning around and being super verbally abusive. But there sure are a whole lot of people out there who think that's totally cool and normal.

Karen needs to check herself ASAP. When you encounter a professional housecleaner who's running an absolutely reasonable price on a luxurious service, and for their sick kid, you do NOT act up like a foolish choosing beggar. 

These choosing beggars are living in a world of wild delusions. They are the very definition of CHEAP. I mean, come on. 

This choosing beggar had a very hard time understanding what "fixed prices" means. My dude, that means there is NO room for negotiation. No haggling or begging or any other kind of cheap BS allowed. Now, on the other hand we have the seller who seized the opportunity and all of its potential for trolling, and did a great job. The results are a heartwarming display of a choosing beggar getting got. 

If you want more of this choosing beggars madness in your life, check out the time a ridiculous choosing beggar demanded a free feast, here!

This is what happens when you try to buy something for $0. And the choosy beggar didn't even bother offering up something valuable in this day and age like exposure! I mean, come on. But that being said, queue up the trolling that was executed to sweet perfection. 

Spending your money wisely is a virtue, but sometimes people's forceful cheapness can become a burden. Here are some folks who either made insane demands, were incredibly rude, or in any way showed an unreasonable side of themselves in an effort to get what they want. For more frustrating posts like these, go here.

It was supposed to be hearts and hugs, not rage mode and knife emojis! But seriously, this rude choosing beggar was in for a much needed wakeup call! 

Let us just picture a scenario involving you walking back to your "boys" and telling them it was time to drop hands over a disagreement involving some pricey snakes. Maybe, for some, that's understandable; but generally, on the surface, that shit sounds absolutely ridiculous. 

She should've asked for a crash course in punctuation! This is a mess. Good luck with the Purebred Horse handout though. 

When this guy's crush reached out about a Macbook, and he responded with what seemed a very reasonable, meeting-in-the-middle on a price; she completely lost it. I think it's fair to say, he dodged a bullet on this one! 

In this wonderfully irrational display of a choosing beggar ultimately coming to terms with the fact that people don't enjoy getting bossed around, amidst negotiation. Bring a spicy, unreasonable, and arguably emotionally abusive stance into a talk about buying something; good luck, my dude. Sounds like the jerk in this scenario, ultimately gets what's coming to him, and that is nothing. 

This angry pregnant woman melted down into a puddle of unwarranted rage, when she learned that pretty paintings from artists trying to make a living, AREN'T FREE. Who'duh thunk it. She tries and fails to get a rise out of the artist, with petty texts that serve as personal attacks on the artist's skills. I wonder if she's busy painting that picture she wanted so bad, herself, instead! Good luck...

This seller encountered a rowdy, rude-mannered choosing beggar out in the wild, and seized the moment, to call them out for their selfish stupidity. The ensuing conversation has a little bit of a fail and win, mixed in, and we are all about it. 

This has to be someone trolling. Please, by the grace of all that is good, let this be someone trolling.