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Choosing Beggar Leaves Idiotic One Star Review, Store Owner Fires Back with Justified Condemnation

This reviewer had the nerve to call a suitable response to their insulting offer "unprofessional" and inadvertently went in for round two. The world is full of frustrating cheapskates, but when someone leaves a ridiculous review like this they leave themselves open for an utter takedown of their entire character.

A choosing beggar leaves a bad review and gets a response from the owner.
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Choosing Beggar Hungry For Free Money Won't Accept The Free Groceries They "Need"

Hey "hun" it doesn't sound like that money's going toward groceries for your kids--at all. This choosing beggar is a walking red flag. They go on about how badly they need money to buy themselves "woman products" and food for their kids, and then proceed to turn down the very generous offer of free groceries, cause they "want to do it themselves." Sounds like they don't want anyone around when they likely go to give that money to a dealer. 

Choosing beggar desperately begs for free money to buy groceries and then won't accept free groceries offer when they actually receive it.
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Choosing Beggars That Wish The World Was All Free Handouts

These choosing beggars simply refuse to bring rationality into a negotiation. It's as if they enter the situation so blinded by their own desires and ignorance that any sort of peaceful, respectful outcome was doomed from the start. It sure would be delightful if the world tossed free stuff our way often, but that's just not the way it goes. 

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Choosing Beggar Gets Denied After Asking For Cheap Wedding Favor

This choosing beggar refused to bring reason and rationality into the equation from the get go. Clearly they were hoping for something of a more "free handout" nature, and seemingly rolled their eyes at their friend's very agreeable discount offering. 

Choosing beggar gets denied after asking for a ridiculously cheap wedding favor.
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Guy Makes Insultingly Low Offer for Lawnmower So Dude Sends Him to Sears

It's not uncommon in cases of choosing beggars to send an entitled buyer to pick something up, but in reality send them on en endless wild goose chase. This kind of trolling is typically reserved for the more abusive, entitled, and unobservant people who try to waste other people's time with tactless low-balling.

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Bridezilla Fat Shames Her Cousin After She Turns Down Her Bridesmaid Offer

Wedding season's in full bloom and bridezillas are getting wild. Wedding dramas are breaking out left and right. The internet almost can't keep up with all of the melodrama. In this particular situation of a bridezilla doing her worst, we see a series of text exchanges between said bridezilla and her cousin end in some straight up ignorant fat shaming. 

Bridezilla's cousin turns down her offer to fill in as a bridesmaid at her wedding.
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Manipulative Idiot Tries to Book Drummer For Free and Make Him Pay for the Flight Himself

Who in their right mind would think it's appropriate to ask someone fly to a different country to do multiple shows for free, and try to pass it off under some "love of the game" BS? Like, you can be passionate about music, but that would be just plain stupid. We've seen a ton of choosing beggars, but what never fails to bewilder is when they straight up get mad when people don't want to be taken advantage of.

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Random Guy On Twitter Thinks He Deserves Best Work For Free, Graphic Designer Claps Back

The world's in no short supply of entitled choosing beggars who expect everyone to roll the red carpet out and give them all the free handouts. Fortunately, we have people around like this graphic designer who are ready to lead them on, and ultimately clap back with a hilarious little reality check. And that reality check comes in handy here to remind the choosing beggar that most in life ain't free, and it sure doesn't help things when you hit the negotiation table with a strong sense of irrational entitlement. 

Random guy on Twitter thinks he deserves an artist's best work for free and the graphic designer claps back.
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10 Choosing Beggars Who Wish The World Never Asked Them For Money

These choosing beggars are in a league of their own. Some people wake up every day, enter the world, and expect the red carpet to be rolled out for them as they're bombarded with free handouts from everyone. Not only that, but these same entitled goons will enter into negotiations with sellers, artists, etc. while they've no intention on forking over as much as a dime. Unreal. 

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10 Hot-Tempered Choosing Beggars Who Wish The World Never Asked Them For Money

Some choosing beggars boldly walk through the world and actually expect free handouts from everyone around them. Like they don't keep an optimistic hope up that something good might come their way. No, they actually expect it! That right there is what separates the choosing beggars from the rest of the world. 

We'll never grow tired of reading up on the latest strictly irrational conversations between surprised sellers and volatile choosing beggars with hot tempers. 

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19 Laughable Cheapskates Who Expected Handouts and Got Met with a Brick Wall

The world is full of choosing beggars being extra unreasonable. When you run into one, all you can really do is stick to your guns and ride it out. Sometimes they not only have the nerve to inconvenience yourself for free, but they can also get really mean when they don't get what they want. It's frustrating, but man is it entertaining.

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Ignorant Ableist Demands A Refund When She Learns The Artist Has Autism

In terms of choosing beggars this ableist takes the cake for being a terrible display of a human being. Upon learning that the artist has autism, the choosing beggar angrily demands a refund on the grounds that the artist has autism. You've got to be kidding me! 

A choosing beggar ableist demands a refund from the artist when she learns that the artist has autism.
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Choosing Beggar Pulls The "Rude" Card After Being Rejected Free Services

Choosing beggars never fail to leave us scratching our heads. Why bother asking what the price is for something when you're coming into the situation with a nice whopping $0 in your mind? In this case, I guess they reached so far as to offer shelling out for the postage fee. My god! How gracious. But seriously, what compels these choosing beggars to do the things they do. And then without fail they'll play the victim and call the seller who's just trying to make money off their skills, "rude." What a nightmare. 

choosing beggar looking for free services and acting offended when asked to pay
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Guy Takes Girlfriend On Date And Refuses To Pay For Meal Cause Portion Size Was Too Small

This has to be a troll. This guy asked Reddit if he was an asshole for ordering dinner and eating said meal with his girlfriend on a date, and NOT wanting to pay for it cause of the portion sizes. Also, it's gnocchi bro. This isn't some alien dish from another planet. Best sticking with McDonald's next time. Save yourself the deep and troubling emotional turmoil. 

guy asking if he's a jerk for refusing to pay for food
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Choosing Beggar Pitches Hissy Fit When Guy Won't Do Job For Free

Here we have another fine example of a delusional choosing beggar pitching a good old-fashioned hissy fit when someone wouldn't perform the requested services for free. It'd be nice if more shit in life was free, but it'd be even nicer if aggressive choosing beggars didn't do the things they do. Like don't even bother asking someone what the price is for something if you're only ready to offer NOTHING. 

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31 Choosing Beggars Who Thought the World Was Their ATM

Nothing is frustrating quite in the same way as the person who responds to your listing to sell a $300 phone and offers 20. "Twenty dollars, cash in hand" they say and you're like "Nah, I'm cool" and then they're all "I'm coming right now with the fifteen dollars" and you're like please stop this" and they're like "Please if I could get this phone for my three-year-old nephew, he has Ebola and it's his last Christmas and I have ten dollars." There's some pretty entitled people out there, like this private school that got upset a guy upgraded a charity before them.

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