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People try every day. They try to make things. They try to make something of themselves. They try to seem smart. They try to send a box of meat in the mail. And every day many of these attempts are met with the crushing blow of failure.

It's your day until the best man gets slammed through a coffee table.

Some days a cup breaks, some days a dam breaks.

They were so ready to have a good time, only to have their hopes dashed by an inconsiderate group of cretins.

Summa Cum Laude than others.

Things don't always go the way you want.

People like babies, and people like cake, but the two together don't work out so well.