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They say practice makes perfect, but why even go through the trouble of releasing more of these cake abominations into the world? It's like they tried to recreate everyone's favorite characters out of ear wax and wet newspaper. Instead of baking more, it might be best to find a big hole and bury them deep. For some more food abominations, here are cursed foods from lucifer's larder.

Karen power tripped a little too hard and made a big, unpopular authority flex. It just so happens there were a lot of employees around to maliciously comply with that authority she brandished so haphazardly. Misuse of authority can backfire, like this VP who got canned for pulling rank.

People that flake out after making a request like this, are something else. Look at that beauty. Ultimately, it's their loss. 

They hooked it up with these helpful baking tips!

Sometimes attempts give way to shining moments of pure failure. Thus is the case with this woman's genuinely heartfelt attempt to contribute good vibes to Easter with a lamb cake. Well, that cake ended up being subjected to one fail after another. The final result of those fails is monster lamb cake. It's here to rule the world. 

The level of selfish entitlement that goes into thinking it's okay to demand a cake from a co-worker, and then threaten to bring HR into the mess if said request isn't fulfilled, is mind blowing. The fact that the choosing beggar threatens they'll "avoid them from now on" is the true icing on the cake. Absolutely ridiculous. 

These very well may not bother you. You might look through these and say to yourself "This is just a bunch of pictures of random junk. I see nothing wrong here." But there is something just a little wrong with every one. Nothing big. Just mildly uncomfortable. And any perfectionist who decides to scroll down will be met with the skin-tingling nuisance of imperfection.

Not sure what kind of person literally demands to have a cake on their desk by Monday but you better believe HR is gonna look into it and laugh their ass out of the office. People get stupid when they substitute common decency for a few dollars like these cheap bastards who tried to manipulate people.

Sometimes seemingly crystal clear instructions are followed too closely, and hilarious fails result. Thank goodness. 

It's a good reminder that at no point was he technically wrong. She will either get the joke or hate it. 

Yeah, that's not burger meat. That's a mop. You done got fooled. Check out r/forbiddensnacks for more forbidden delicacies.

People try every day. They try to make things. They try to make something of themselves. They try to seem smart. They try to send a box of meat in the mail. And every day many of these attempts are met with the crushing blow of failure.

It's your day until the best man gets slammed through a coffee table.

Some days a cup breaks, some days a dam breaks.