cake

Not sure what kind of person literally demands to have a cake on their desk by Monday but you better believe HR is gonna look into it and laugh their ass out of the office. People get stupid when they substitute common decency for a few dollars like these cheap bastards who tried to manipulate people.

Sometimes seemingly crystal clear instructions are followed too closely, and hilarious fails result. Thank goodness. 

It's a good reminder that at no point was he technically wrong. She will either get the joke or hate it. 

Yeah, that's not burger meat. That's a mop. You done got fooled. Check out r/forbiddensnacks for more forbidden delicacies.

People try every day. They try to make things. They try to make something of themselves. They try to seem smart. They try to send a box of meat in the mail. And every day many of these attempts are met with the crushing blow of failure.

It's your day until the best man gets slammed through a coffee table.

Some days a cup breaks, some days a dam breaks.

They were so ready to have a good time, only to have their hopes dashed by an inconsiderate group of cretins.

Summa Cum Laude than others.

Things don't always go the way you want.

People like babies, and people like cake, but the two together don't work out so well.

Having trouble piping "Happy Birthday?" Well then don't look at these utterly ridiculous cakes by Sideserf Cake Studio.

These aren't your usual 'Ace of Cakes' masterpieces. These cakes are the result of the harsh lessons learned when expectations meet a FAIL filled reality.

This unicorn cake ended up being extra horny...