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What is there left to do after a customer gets exactly what they want? Does the customer apologize for their misconception? Do they just walk off with what they asked for? Absolutely not, what planet are you on? For some stupid reason, there's a type of customer who thinks it's well within their rights to be a total jackass about their own mistake. It's reminiscent of this guy who ordered exactly a pound of wings and got less, but at least it wasn't as bad as thisguy who demanded no ice and got less than that.

We all want to be seen as gracious, but what happens when the things were are given just suck? Sure, you don't want to destroy the confidence of a child, but also who gives someone terrible cake made by a child and expects them to like it? When is a gesture worth lying for? At the same time, is it childish to demand equal cake treatment? For a cake related work drama, here's an office who fought back when a Karen threw away an expensive cake.

Holidays can be a tricky business. Oftentimes lavish foods are involved, and of course, the cakes. Oh boy, the cakes. Some folks just go for it and break out their best homemade recipes, while other people bank on their local bakeries/grocery stores pulling through with the clutch cakes. This is pretty much worst-case scenario that we have going on here. The intentions were pure from the very start, but the fails almost seem like they were inevitable. 

They say practice makes perfect, but why even go through the trouble of releasing more of these cake abominations into the world? It's like they tried to recreate everyone's favorite characters out of ear wax and wet newspaper. Instead of baking more, it might be best to find a big hole and bury them deep. For some more food abominations, here are cursed foods from lucifer's larder.

Karen power tripped a little too hard and made a big, unpopular authority flex. It just so happens there were a lot of employees around to maliciously comply with that authority she brandished so haphazardly. Misuse of authority can backfire, like this VP who got canned for pulling rank.

People that flake out after making a request like this, are something else. Look at that beauty. Ultimately, it's their loss. 

They hooked it up with these helpful baking tips!

Sometimes attempts give way to shining moments of pure failure. Thus is the case with this woman's genuinely heartfelt attempt to contribute good vibes to Easter with a lamb cake. Well, that cake ended up being subjected to one fail after another. The final result of those fails is monster lamb cake. It's here to rule the world. 

The level of selfish entitlement that goes into thinking it's okay to demand a cake from a co-worker, and then threaten to bring HR into the mess if said request isn't fulfilled, is mind blowing. The fact that the choosing beggar threatens they'll "avoid them from now on" is the true icing on the cake. Absolutely ridiculous. 

These very well may not bother you. You might look through these and say to yourself "This is just a bunch of pictures of random junk. I see nothing wrong here." But there is something just a little wrong with every one. Nothing big. Just mildly uncomfortable. And any perfectionist who decides to scroll down will be met with the skin-tingling nuisance of imperfection.

Not sure what kind of person literally demands to have a cake on their desk by Monday but you better believe HR is gonna look into it and laugh their ass out of the office. People get stupid when they substitute common decency for a few dollars like these cheap bastards who tried to manipulate people.

Sometimes seemingly crystal clear instructions are followed too closely, and hilarious fails result. Thank goodness. 

It's a good reminder that at no point was he technically wrong. She will either get the joke or hate it.