breakup

What started as an innocent cat adoption gave way to dad's crazed (ex) girlfriend throwing out accusations of satanic rituals. Can't say we saw this one coming, but alas, there's a good old-fashioned TIFU for you. People always leave us surprised. 

Time heals all wounds. Some take longer than others. Hopefully these people are well on their path to recovery. 

It was a little over 5 years ago that these two lovers in turmoil unknowingly spilled their guts to a nosy dude on a rooftop in Brooklyn. Man, it still reads like a script out of an award-winning drama.

"Does not bite but is mean as hell." We don't think this one's going to work out....

Just cause you broke up doesn't mean he magically lost your number. 

If you find yourself a little strapped for cash this holiday season you can always use one of these holiday breakups to save yourself some money on presents. 

RIP bro bro...

I don't know whether to laugh, puke, or cry on this one. Thank god for eavesdropping. 

Joey is in DEEP sh*t .

The emotional rollercoaster we never asked for, but damn well need. Buckle up and enjoy the ride. 

Breaking up with someone in a McDonald's is just plain heartless. You trying to ruin some poor kid's happy meal? The humanity! Or lack thereof. 

Don't turn a blind eye like these people the next time you find yourself hopelessly infatuated with someone's LOOKS. 

This request is so reasonable it's actually unsettling. 

Top three secret three-way phone calls, using pay phones, a bet about a girl: this ridiculous story has it ALL. 

You wouldn't want to be anywhere near these emotional explosions.