breakup

The revenge was FREE. Karma is a bi*ch indeed. 

Thank goodness someone was there to live tweet the emotionally tumultuous experience for us to suffer vicariously through. This has all the makings of a modern day lifetime mini series. When's the next episode? 

Direct shot to the feelsplex. 

Try to avoid these things. 

Some people seem utterly incapable of NOT airing out their dirty laundry for all of Twitter to cringe through. 

Short and absolutely BRUTALLY to the point. We just want to know what was written under that blurred out text..

If you find yourself a little strapped for cash this holiday season you can always use one of these holiday breakups to save yourself some money on presents. 

These are just plain heart-wrenching sad. 

Love will make people pull some crazy shit, but honestly, some of these twisted tales fell so far outside the bounds of rationality they read more like intentionally emotionally-heightened, horror short story love saga segments. Also, if there's one thing we can all take away from these harrowing little tales, it's that it's worthwhile to change those locks during a breakup. Just do it. 

We've come across our fair share of the live-tweet breakup craziness (see exhibit A here), but damn the effort, attention to detail, general longevity of this here disasterpiece just blew the others out of the water. And the list that the enraged girlfriend has for why her cheating boyfriend's some scum of the earth is some Hall of Fame-level shit. Enjoy. 

What we have here is a fine display of the benefits Twitter offers our sadistically-inclined humorous souls. This guy's dignity just got publicly pulverized, and he absolutely deserved it. 

This is easily the most outlandish, universe-shattering explosion of a relationship we've ever come across. The fact that it's live-tweeted makes it all the "better." The attention to detail and fact that the bastard here seems adamant about leaving no cringeworthy details out, makes it that much more of an immersive hellish kind of tale. 

I can't be the only one right now who is dying to know what was on her phone...Also #TeamCowHead. 

Men don't have a great reputation when it comes to relationships. Why are they so unfairly treated? Is it because they treat women too well? Is it because they value the commitment of relationship? 

Well, it certainly isn't for their brains. Man brain don't work good. 

Here's a perfect example. This dude wanted to complain about the service of his local Burger King and just had to do so in public on Burger King's Instagram. Aside from getting the satisfaction of really giving it to BK's social media manager, he also accidentally admitted to being at Burger King with a woman other than his girlfriend. 

What happened next? His girlfriend saw.