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Just in case there was any doubt around the impressive intelligence of crows, this video should clear that up. Crows know what's up, man. 

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Tumblr Thread: Fully Orbed Owls Are In Brawl Mode

Yay, a fun and educational Tumblr thread that highlights the fact that "fully orbed" owls are not to be messed with. In fact, a fully orbed owl is basically squared up, and ready to drop "hands." 

A quick and educational Tumblr thread on the fully orbed owl | shiraglassman 's reminding do Duolingo practice demonladytakkuri real answer is really wants go away 's fledgling great horned owl, they're known being generally ballsy and aggressive, and owls have been known both climb trees and swim through still water pinch Most likely full scenario bird practicing flying, but fell because 's still kid and they do probably fell /by water then like Oh Damn Oh Jesus and decided not fact duck and he
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Metric Mistake Has Wife Buying Over a Hundred Pounds of Bird Seed

For all the Americans, metric conversion can be a challenge. Honestly its better when it happens at times like this rather than something like miscalibrated airplane parts. Still, sacks on sacks of 12.5 Kilos of bird seed is a whole lot of bird seed. We all make mistakes. Here are some of people's dumbest purchases.

Guys wife does error converting to metric and buys hundreds of pounds of bird seed | O r/tifu Posted by u/EdgarTFriendly 6 hours ago TIFU by getting my wife buy bird seed So spent last 20 minutes hypervnetlating with laughter and promised my wife wouldn't tell anyone know because she's bit humiliated so this is my way getting off my chest. Since lockdown, my wife and have found new appreciation garden isn't big isnt prett but 's way get outside and, given cabin fever experienced, this is nice fo
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Bird's Nests In Weird Places

Birds don't know or care what they build their nests in or on. It could be a rib cage in a tree, a traffic cone, or even a wreath on a front door. Are these birds rebels or are they just dumb? Let's call it a mix of both. For more organisms that don't seem to care about their surroundings, here are trees that appear to be eating stuff.

Birds nests in strange places | birds nest with tiny chicks built between the ribs of a dead animals skeleton remains | birds nest built on top of another bird box
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Quick Story About A Dude Who Buys A Crow A Taco

Those crows are smart and tricky, man. This dude tells a quick yet hilarious little story about his experience with buying a crow a taco. Crows are something else. 

Guy tells a story about a smart crow that got him to buy it a taco | RamsesThePigeon 13d, 17h Just up street my apartment San Francisco, there one those fast food restaurants either KFC or Taco Bell, depending on angle which viewed establishment frequent stopping point students coming nearby college and those students were frequent target remarkably bright crow.
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Someone is putting cowboy hats on pigeons in Las Vegas. The main three questions are "who" as well as "why" but possibly the biggest mystery is "how do you get a pigeon to wear a cowboy hat?" Hopefully it doesn't hurt them.

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People Imagine Their Lives As Ducks

This is just the kind of AskReddit thread that escapes reason, logic, etc, and that's why we love it. We've got plenty of ominous news headlines and intellectually engaging material at our fingertips. Sometimes, we just need to pump the mental brakes and wander down a ridiculous rabbit's hole. Like this right here: people imagining what they'd do if they suddenly turned into ducks. Might go to Subway to get that bread, or start a duel with a nearby goose. Who knows. 

A collection of AskReddit responses to people imagining that they're ducks now.
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Divorced Birds That Fell On Hard Times

This just shot right to the top for our new favorite subreddit. A place dedicated to paying homage to the divorced birds out there. The captions are really what seal the deal with these comedy gems. Will probably never look at birds the same after seeing these. 

A collection of birds that look like they just got divorced.
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Any person who takes the care to draw lines on their window, to stop a bird from flying into it deserves some respect. What a guy! 

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Problem Neighbor Feeding Pigeons Gets Shut Down With Stink Bombs

When this person subjected themselves to a nasty stench with hopes to "outstink" their problem neighbor who wouldn't stop feeding an army of pigeons, they earned a pro revenge. Temporary discomfort for an eventual win. Nicely done if we do say so ourselves. 

If you're looking for another solid pro revenge tale, we recommend checking out the time two spin class bullies threw shade and ended up losing their jobs in a tactical revenge.

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Strangely enough, the guy laughing at the turkeys is one of the funniest parts. 

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There is nothing keeping these birds from giving up. Even if conceding this one scrap of meat would make them both happier, it doesn't matter, it's the principle of the thing. It's like a visual representation of being in a dumb online argument.

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You Can Now Buy A Harness For Your Chicken To Safely Walk It Across The Road

You read that right: people can now brave those treacherous roads alongside their nervous chickens, and stay safe thanks to an awesome and silly harness! Here's a link where you can grab one, if you're actually interested in giving this a go with your chicken. 

Otherwise, check out some of the positive reception from Amazon customers below. The whole idea of this is just our kind of ridiculous. But at least we can rest easy at night, now knowing that foolish chickens aren't risking their lives (as often) crossing the road. 

chicken harness review on Amazon for people who want to walk their chickens
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11 Savage Times Chickens Got Shamed For Doing Their Thing

These chickens were just minding their own business trying to make it in this mad and cruel world, when suddenly, they got ruthlessly shamed. And there's just something so helplessly hilarious about a poor, seemingly defenseless chicken getting shamed. 

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This guy shared a video of what a typical day on the job as a bird scarer is like. The resulting footage is absolutely hilarious. He looks like he's having WAY more fun than the rest of us.