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Dr. Kaeli Swift broke down the reasons why crows sometimes kill each other, and how those actions aren't isolated to their own species. Moral of the story is that crows are some real tough mofo's, and we should be wary of them all. 

If you're looking for more fun knowledge about birds, we recommend checking out this fascinating Twitter thread on what makes ravens so cool.

This panicked dude learned a swift and hilarious lesson about parakeet's and their knack for flying away, if you take them outside! We don't think he'll be trying this stunt out again anytime soon! 

Whether it's the vagueness, the real looming threat, or even the placement of the sign, these warnings do their job extra hard. Something about them really makes you want to not do what you were thinking of doing, stay in the car, and turn back. Here are some more warning signs that mean business.

Yes, what exactly would a seagull's traffic report be? Are people gull-ible enough to believe that this guy could in fact be a monstrous-sized seagull? Who knows, word to big bird. 

These fearless pigeons turned this woman's world upside down. They basically took up residence and gave zero sh*t's about the implications of such an unexpected stay. The ensuing Twitter story is comedy gold. 

Behold, an ungraceful descent into FURY. This is just beautiful. Turns out there's always going to be someone ready to get mad at anyone on Twitter, or most anywhere else on social media!

Socially Awkward Penguin is Awkward, WOAH! In all seriousness, Jermaine, you are an antisocial savage, and I respect and understand you, my dude. People get too close and they might catch hands. Brother Nature was bound to learn his lesson sometime or other. 

This guy lived to regret sharing too much information about certain smoking activities with his buddies, while his parrot was around. I mean, hey man, parrot's just doing his thing, and maybe he felt left out. Either way, part of me seriously hopes this story is true, cause it is absolutely ridiculous. 

If you ever wanted to learn about falcon husbandry, @redfacts and @commandercait broke the story on the wardrobe you're gonna need to get the job done. We're always delighted discover new wonderful things about the wild world we live in. If only they made hats this effective for attracting horny human beings. 

It hardly seems like there's any rhyme or reason to this planet. Seriously it seems like whoever was behind all this was doing it as a joke. Luckily for us, that's how these twitter users felt too. The resulting tweets about how we ended up with all the living things around us are hilariously on point. Also, if you wanna read some more funny tweets about God making animals, check this out.

Writer @KeatonPatti has given birth to these bizarre and hilarious re-captions of items found on Antiques Roadshow. He's also the mind behind numerous fake Bot-written scripts like this hilarious Olive Garden Commercial. Anyway, here are some bonkers-ass antiques.

We should all aspire to find and hold dearly the kind of friendship this man and crow have forged through unlikely circumstances.