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Seagull Crashes Traffic Cam And Inspires Wave Of Puns

Yes, what exactly would a seagull's traffic report be? Are people gull-ible enough to believe that this guy could in fact be a monstrous-sized seagull? Who knows, word to big bird. 

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A Hysterical Woman's Story Of Freeing Two Pigeons From Her Living Room

These fearless pigeons turned this woman's world upside down. They basically took up residence and gave zero sh*t's about the implications of such an unexpected stay. The ensuing Twitter story is comedy gold. 

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He sounds exactly like an angry old man who is tired and fed up with your BS. Alexa, STOP! Birb is not down with that New York, New York business from Frank Sinatra. 

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This is way funnier than he (probably) wants it to be, and that might be the best part. That Raven is the real MVP. Just yesterday, we were running a Twitter thread on all the fun facts that go into explaining what makes Ravens so damn cool. If you missed that, check it out here!

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How Twitter Disintegrates A Soul In 5 Brutal Screenshots

Behold, an ungraceful descent into FURY. This is just beautiful. Turns out there's always going to be someone ready to get mad at anyone on Twitter, or most anywhere else on social media!

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Viral Animal Whisperer Finally Meets A Savage Penguin Who Puts Him In Check

Socially Awkward Penguin is Awkward, WOAH! In all seriousness, Jermaine, you are an antisocial savage, and I respect and understand you, my dude. People get too close and they might catch hands. Brother Nature was bound to learn his lesson sometime or other. 

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Guy's Talkative Pet Parrot Snitches On Him To His Enraged Mom

This guy lived to regret sharing too much information about certain smoking activities with his buddies, while his parrot was around. I mean, hey man, parrot's just doing his thing, and maybe he felt left out. Either way, part of me seriously hopes this story is true, cause it is absolutely ridiculous. 

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Twitter Loses It Over Wild Discovery of Falcon Sex Hats

If you ever wanted to learn about falcon husbandry, @redfacts and @commandercait broke the story on the wardrobe you're gonna need to get the job done. We're always delighted discover new wonderful things about the wild world we live in. If only they made hats this effective for attracting horny human beings. 

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16 Hilarious Tweets About How God Made Different Plants and Animals

It hardly seems like there's any rhyme or reason to this planet. Seriously it seems like whoever was behind all this was doing it as a joke. Luckily for us, that's how these twitter users felt too. The resulting tweets about how we ended up with all the living things around us are hilariously on point. Also, if you wanna read some more funny tweets about God making animals, check this out.

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24 Bizarrely Hilarious Alternate Antiques Roadshow Captions

Writer @KeatonPatti has given birth to these bizarre and hilarious re-captions of items found on Antiques Roadshow. He's also the mind behind numerous fake Bot-written scripts like this hilarious Olive Garden Commercial. Anyway, here are some bonkers-ass antiques.

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Internet's Captivated By Man And Crow's Unlikely Friendship

We should all aspire to find and hold dearly the kind of friendship this man and crow have forged through unlikely circumstances. 

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21 Animals Really Derping It Out

They are so much like us. Look at em. It's not aesthetic, but it's like in an approachable way.

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Tumblr Thread About Parrots Sense of Humor is Utterly Bananas

Are parrots just mimicking us? Or are there some wheels turning in those big bird-heads? The possibility that these things are capable of making jokes is as interesting as it is spooky.

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