If you loathe collaborating with coworkers and love sledding you might have more in common with a raven than you ever imagined. This education Twitter thread shares some awesome fun facts about what makes the raven do damn awesome. It might be the coolest bird out there. Just saying.
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This panicked dude learned a swift and hilarious lesson about parakeet's and their knack for flying away, if you take them outside! We don't think he'll be trying this stunt out again anytime soon!
Whether it's the vagueness, the real looming threat, or even the placement of the sign, these warnings do their job extra hard. Something about them really makes you want to not do what you were thinking of doing, stay in the car, and turn back. Here are some more warning signs that mean business.
These fearless pigeons turned this woman's world upside down. They basically took up residence and gave zero sh*t's about the implications of such an unexpected stay. The ensuing Twitter story is comedy gold.
This is way funnier than he (probably) wants it to be, and that might be the best part. That Raven is the real MVP. Just yesterday, we were running a Twitter thread on all the fun facts that go into explaining what makes Ravens so damn cool. If you missed that, check it out here!
Socially Awkward Penguin is Awkward, WOAH! In all seriousness, Jermaine, you are an antisocial savage, and I respect and understand you, my dude. People get too close and they might catch hands. Brother Nature was bound to learn his lesson sometime or other.
This guy lived to regret sharing too much information about certain smoking activities with his buddies, while his parrot was around. I mean, hey man, parrot's just doing his thing, and maybe he felt left out. Either way, part of me seriously hopes this story is true, cause it is absolutely ridiculous.
If you ever wanted to learn about falcon husbandry, @redfacts and @commandercait broke the story on the wardrobe you're gonna need to get the job done. We're always delighted discover new wonderful things about the wild world we live in. If only they made hats this effective for attracting horny human beings.
It hardly seems like there's any rhyme or reason to this planet. Seriously it seems like whoever was behind all this was doing it as a joke. Luckily for us, that's how these twitter users felt too. The resulting tweets about how we ended up with all the living things around us are hilariously on point. Also, if you wanna read some more funny tweets about God making animals, check this out.
Writer @KeatonPatti has given birth to these bizarre and hilarious re-captions of items found on Antiques Roadshow. He's also the mind behind numerous fake Bot-written scripts like this hilarious Olive Garden Commercial. Anyway, here are some bonkers-ass antiques.
