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Writer @KeatonPatti has given birth to these bizarre and hilarious re-captions of items found on Antiques Roadshow. He's also the mind behind numerous fake Bot-written scripts like this hilarious Olive Garden Commercial. Anyway, here are some bonkers-ass antiques.

We should all aspire to find and hold dearly the kind of friendship this man and crow have forged through unlikely circumstances. 

They are so much like us. Look at em. It's not aesthetic, but it's like in an approachable way.

Pixar needs to make moves on a script inspired by this whole gem of a tale. 

Are parrots just mimicking us? Or are there some wheels turning in those big bird-heads? The possibility that these things are capable of making jokes is as interesting as it is spooky.

Crows are hyper-intelligent and this post is basically guaranteed to leave you highly unsettled. 

This is the exhilarating (live-tweeted) mission the internet never knew it needed!