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Socially Awkward Penguin is Awkward, WOAH! In all seriousness, Jermaine, you are an antisocial savage, and I respect and understand you, my dude. People get too close and they might catch hands. Brother Nature was bound to learn his lesson sometime or other. 

This guy lived to regret sharing too much information about certain smoking activities with his buddies, while his parrot was around. I mean, hey man, parrot's just doing his thing, and maybe he felt left out. Either way, part of me seriously hopes this story is true, cause it is absolutely ridiculous. 

If you ever wanted to learn about falcon husbandry, @redfacts and @commandercait broke the story on the wardrobe you're gonna need to get the job done. We're always delighted discover new wonderful things about the wild world we live in. If only they made hats this effective for attracting horny human beings. 

It hardly seems like there's any rhyme or reason to this planet. Seriously it seems like whoever was behind all this was doing it as a joke. Luckily for us, that's how these twitter users felt too. The resulting tweets about how we ended up with all the living things around us are hilariously on point. Also, if you wanna read some more funny tweets about God making animals, check this out.

Writer @KeatonPatti has given birth to these bizarre and hilarious re-captions of items found on Antiques Roadshow. He's also the mind behind numerous fake Bot-written scripts like this hilarious Olive Garden Commercial. Anyway, here are some bonkers-ass antiques.

We should all aspire to find and hold dearly the kind of friendship this man and crow have forged through unlikely circumstances. 

They are so much like us. Look at em. It's not aesthetic, but it's like in an approachable way.

Pixar needs to make moves on a script inspired by this whole gem of a tale. 

Are parrots just mimicking us? Or are there some wheels turning in those big bird-heads? The possibility that these things are capable of making jokes is as interesting as it is spooky.

Crows are hyper-intelligent and this post is basically guaranteed to leave you highly unsettled. 

This is the exhilarating (live-tweeted) mission the internet never knew it needed!

It's a simple fact of life: geese are some EVIL savages you should NOT mess with. 

WHAT.A.RIDE. Who cares if this one's real or not. We bought the ticket and enjoyed the living HELL out of this emotional, drama-fueled ride. 

Are these fun to look at? Who knows? Keep Scrolling.