bad puns

No more floppy disks either. Good luck trying to play Commander Keen!

~NSHA

Just remember your network key.

~NSHA

While it may be lighter, cardboard is a tad weaker than fiberglass.

~NSHA

I'm never trusting a 4th grader with re-upholstery again.

~NSHA

And he's not too happy about the leash either.

~NSHA

Another possible solution: The Dark Tower. You just might not want to read the ending though, lest your anger cause you to topple your creation.

~NSHA

Just because you stole them from church doesn't mean they're going to keep you safe.

~NSHA

I'm going to go out on a limb and say no one is going to answer this.

~NSHA

Deadbolt always thought there was something strange about his brother. But they were never really open with each other.

~NSHA

I was trying to come up with a third pun in the caption, but I think the title is cringe-worthy enough. What do you guys have?

~Not-So-Handy Andy

As always, stay tuned for this week's Historical Thursday. Coming up soon....

It's really hard not to make these jokes sometimes. ~NSHA

The graphics are obviously a little grainy. ~NHSHA

Not to worry Fixers, the Historical Thursday post is working out a couple of kink as its writer recovers from the Vancouver riots. It'll be up within an hour!