bad puns

Where's Flava Flav when you need him?

Spinners might be a better option. His hands must be getting... tired.

~NSHA

This single core machine runs at a cool 60 seconds/minute speed.

~NSHA

What is it again? Oh right, common sense.

~NSHA

Don't worry, it just goes to his bed... room.

~NSHA

This is an udderly stupid way to get out of repairing your emergency eye wash station. (sorry)

~NSHA

Apropos of the previous post, maybe he too is expecting a flood and invested in a propeller conversion kit.

~NSHA

Did I just make a pun about writing utensils and poop, based on a popular idiom? Yes. Yes I did. You're welcome.

~NSHA

The English really aren't known for their avant-garde art.

~NSHA

Funny, everything written by Dan Brown doesn't have enough substance.

~NSHA

This was the net result of the first stage of expansion.

~NSHA