The abyss is the internet.

The world is full of surprises.

If anyone needed a reason to lie silently in bed with their eyes open, consider “the heat death of the universe” or “Victorian Brits ate all the mummies” as decent insomnia fodder. The universe we live in is plagued with injustice, cruelty and gross realities, but hey, some of them are kind of cool to know. So here's some stuff to alienate your family at dinner. Here are some more freaky facts to feel weird about.

Swing and a miss!

It's important to have privacy from your significant other's parents. It shouldn't have to come to trickery and shenanigans in order to catch a grown adult in a lie, but some people apparently have no goddamn rules, so things like this happen. Mom went and revealed that her emergency key didn't work, then had a full-on adult meltdown when she was caught in her lie. For some more mother-in-law wildness, here's the one who forcefully grabbed a grand-baby, then demanded an apology.

Congratulations, it's a problem.

It's wild out there.

"Something just came up."

How could they.

Yeah, that checks all the boxes.

Yikes.

Thanks, I hate it.

That's just cruel.

Thanks, I hate it.

A truly bad smell feels like a slap in the face.

Thanks, sign.