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A Bundle of Beautiful Stupid Puns

Sometimes we can't tell if we love or hate puns. Depending on who you ask, they're either created by geniuses or monsters, but they can definitely be overwhelming, like this sign's pun game that is too strong. Sometimes you just need some puns to satisfy those wordplay cravings.

Stupid, silly, clever and dumb puns.
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Author's Story of a Horrible Hipster Party Guest

Entitled morons are a dime a dozen, but someone who'd deliberately vinegarize every drink at a party is absolutely mad. The worst part is that he thinks he's doing everyone a favor. You can do that crap at your own house, but when you do something disrespectful as a houseguest it really chaps people's asses.

Twitter story of horrible hipster guest who put vinegar in all the drinks | tweet by Sarah Gailey O gaileyfrey Who wants hear story Worst Party Guest Ever hope do because this is happening So at this party. Brunch party because all my friends are insufferable hipsters bring an ASSORTMENT juices mimosa bar
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Airbnb Turns Into House of Stinky Nightmares

What was going to be a fun Airbnb weekend turned into what basically ended up as a stay in a haunted house except all the ghosts are shit. We've had underwhelming vacations but few of them culminated in an evacuation over the great Pississippi. Sounds bad. And in classic timeline-style recounting! For more gross stuff, here's twitter's reaction to a bull semen explosion.

Guy rents an airbnb and the plumbing backs up horribly, forcing everyone to leave | r/tifu Posted by DicksOut4Paul TIFU by trusting some rando on Airbnb L Shit River 2K19 have thousand words explain all transpired with Our Dear Friend Paul August 3rd August 4th, 2019. Let spin tale tale Shit River.
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Pimple Popper Goes Too Far, Targets Lymph Node

We didn't know that you could accidentally do this to yourself, but this is really just horrible. Anyway, stay safe out there. If there's a lesson to be learned here it's probably pretty obvious. Here are some other stupid ways people injured themselves

Person accidentally pops lymph node | r/tifu Posted by _peter_tingle_ TIFU by popping forbidden pimple This wasn't today, this actually few months ago get lot pimples on my face, not lot at once, just usually 1 or 2 will last week or so until pop them or they go away.
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Trashy Moments from the Garbageverse

They say that that nothing can be certain except death and taxes, but it seems like there's always something trashy going on somewhere. You can trust that someone will be acting selfishly, be it stealing dinner plates for no reason, or leaving a futon on the highway. Trashy moments are a  regrettable fact of life.

Trashy fails, gross, bad and cringey moments of selfish and bad behavior | DEBIT CARD FOUND found this on ground at Pak Sak north went ahead and used pay my gas at pump and threw shit back on ground. PLEASE STOP TRYING STEAL THIS.
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Unfortunate Moments of Chaos and Failure

Don't get too comfortable when things are going well, because life just might hit you hard with unfortunate failures and moments of chaos. Someone could fall through your roof, your car could get hit with a rogue coconut, and a dog could eat your shoes. There are limitless possibilities when it comes to unfortunate moments and chaos.

Chaotic moments of failure, messes, mistakes and misfortune | car that got painted white while parking. santa claus getting arrested by a police officer.
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People Share What Ruined Their Christmas

Christmas can really take it out of you. If you have uncooperative family members, forcing everyone into the same room with a whole lot of expectations and spiked eggnog can be a recipe for a real bad Christmas. There were a lot of reasons to have a bad Christmas, and it can be way worse than just getting a weird gift.

Stories of how people's Christmases were ruined | xClovis7 My cousins got mini bounce house and popped with like 10 kids inside all under 8 amount crying broke my eardrums
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Trashy Moments That Belong in Garbageland

Trashiness can arise in every level of society. Whether it's an unfair boss, a selfish coworker, or an antisocial stranger, society will birth a slew of trashy moments. Most people have a general appreciation for their fellow humans most of the time, but sometimes it doesn't happen.

Trashy selfish moments of cringe and fail | So by now spent all my daughter's college fund money on my Monat Business (link bio felt guilty and 's been rough start, but know one day climb top and my daughter will thank later once Monat makes millionaire. stay positive boss babes. if does no t if Bathroom mare than 10 minutes. Stin K. Empleyees 9 Smell checu will name uill be Be co mple ted ensure employee not Siting on phone Reporked o ofice
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Boss Forbids Employee From Emailing VPs, Royally Backfires on Her

Having a boss not like you because of their own personal biases is its own nightmare, especially if they start making up rules just to sabotage you. Luckily these situations can end with justice, like this woman who got back at her unfair sexist boss or this racist Canadian boss who got deported.

Reddit story of a guys sexist boss who forbid him from talking to management.
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Things That Are Okay to Do But Still Feel Illegal

Here are some things that some of us do all the time, but still feel like we're being put under scrutiny. There's also a good mix of things that really feel like they should be illegal. For some spicier ones, here are some awful things that are legal to do but still terrible.

Things that are okay to do but feel illegal.
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Moments of Trashiness that Belong in a Hot Dumpster

Although most people are fine, people aren't gonna be totally great all the time. There are moments of horribly petty selfishness that make you think "bruh, what the hell." There's people stealing coasts for orphans, parking in front of firetrucks, and taking money straight out of tip jars. Just not super classy moves. Trashiness exhibits itself in every part of society, but some trashy moments belong on garbage island. Sometimes humanity is just not on its A-game.

Wtf trashy moments that are bad, criminal, cringeworthy and terrible.
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Wild Sex Facts to Quote During an Awkward Silence

Want to alienate your friends and coworkers in a fast an easy way? Here are some absolutely crazy sex facts that will have people talking about you behind your back in no time. They'll say "that's the guy who keeps talking about elephant testicles in the elevator." For more wild stuff, here are some insane facts that we had no business knowing. And if you don't want people to talk about you, here arenice facts to counteract all the messed up ones.

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Unfortunate Times Chaos Derailed People's Lives

If you're like anyone else, you will have unfortunate moments of failure and chaos. 5 gallon buckets of paint will spill, boats will sink, and lasagnas will get exploded. All you can do is take these moments in stride, and be glad that these unfortunate moments don't happen to you every day.

Fails, messes and unfortunate moments.
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Times People Felt Real, Genuine Fear

The real scary moments are the ones where you realize that you are not in control. Whether you're being chased by a wild animal, have a strange health complication, are a passenger in an insane ride, or are left in the elements. These are not good. For something a little lighter and more on the creative side, here are some two sentence horror stories.

Stories of times people felt actual fear.
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Unfortunate Moments That Gave People Grief

We're all just trying to get through the day without having our everyday lives derailed by chaos. Thankfully for most of us, we do that. For a select few, unfortunate moments give people a bad time. It's sort of cathartic to see just how every little thing can go bad, and you can count your lucky stars that a day went by without some horrible crap happening.

Unfortunate events and moments.
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Self-Titled Geniuses Who Smeared The Internet with Cringeworthy Bragging

Call it a lack of self-awareness or whatever but the internet is teeming with people who are convinced that they not only have the facts, but are of genius level intelligence. They put people down, make everything about themselves, and completely ruin jokes. There's just a whole lot of smart-tastic brain lords whose self-importance knows no bounds.

Bragging jerks who think they're geniuses.
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