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AskReddit is a popular subreddit on Reddit that allows any user to post interesting questions for anyone to answer, often generating funny discussion threads. These are their stories. 

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People share their funniest experiences with their brains going on autopilot | axladrian 1y Put my bluetooth headphones freezer charge. Wanted go work with car, but forgot turn engine on stood there 10 minutes trying figure out neighbour even came help and didn't see problem.

Funny Times People's Brains Went On Autopilot

People on AskReddit share their edgy phases that ultimately ended up looking very uncool | applegate910 5h Punch trees 4th grade at recess try and impress my crush fml

"Edgiest" Things People Did That Backfired

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People share various strange things that they believed as kids | Asakopt3r 14h S1 Award Honey Nut Cheerios bee. No word lie thought he real don't know why. Nobody told he real just something accepted my older step-sister told Santa and Tooth Fairy weren't real burst into tears and said Cheerios bee, too?"

Weirdest Things People Believed As Kids

AskReddit replies to people's most ridiculous Tinder horror stories | Geeseinfection 6h 3 Awards This guy asked if would be interested dating his dad.

People's Tinder Horror Stories

Lawyers describe the best gotcha moments that they've experienced | deleted Plaintiff had an x-ray an allegedly broken arm seemed off and dates didn't make sense house at an academic medical center looked at case more closely and discovered Plaintiff x-ray tech at another hospital. After all over.

Lawyers' Best Gotcha Moments

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Non-Americans describe crazy rumors about Americans that ended up being true | RavynLearnsBadly 298d 3 1 Award Australia, and all my life believed red Solo cups were like 555 area codes Hollywood prop immigrated US, my MIL making dinner and offered iced tea red Solo cup lost made everyone sign cup still got .

Crazy Rumors About Americans That Ended Up Being True

People imagine Gordon Ramsay roasting their kitchens | literally_tho_tbh 16h He opens cabinet door and 6,000 mismatched tupperware containers and lids fall out all over floor.

People Imagine Gordon Ramsay Roasting Their Kitchens

A collection of the dumbest lies that people's friends told that failed miserably | ProfessorGigs 1y became friends with one my best buddies because he claimed have Raichu Super Smash Brothers Melee foundation our friendship built on lie still friends though.

Dumbest Lies Friends Told To Impress That Failed Terribly

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A collection of movie cliches that people never really see | scottiebass 4h No matter crowded city or time day is, there will ALWAYS be an open parking spot right| exactly front wherever they're driving .

Movie Cliches People Never Really See

People describe their most expensive mistakes | reddit posted by Tobouyen 8h Spending all my bitcoins back days way before they went through roof bought box mixed tea 2,5 million dollars

People's Most Expensive Mistakes

AskReddit replies to jobs that people quit on the first day | SnowQuixote 4h Wendy's worked lot fast food teenager, but being corrected on way said mayonnaise too much apparently, Imao are weird kids.

Jobs So Bad That People Quit On The First Day

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AskReddit replies to the creepiest things that sailors witnessed while out at sea | Tyree_Callahan 8h My dad and were sailing Sea Cortez early morning with some patchy surface fog 14 or 15 at time heard sounded like applause distance, but becoming louder could soon see patch disturbed water getting closer and closer and hundreds objects flying out water and splashing back down few them flew out, hit deck boat and bounced back into water. Stingrays whole school them, jumping out water some reason

Most Unnerving Sights That Sailors Witnessed At Sea

A collection of the funniest things ever witnessed by people | hitomi1881 3h were bringing lunch teachers at school and my daughter announced made special soup Mr. S because he's virgin. Mr. S is vegan

The Funniest Occurrences Ever Witnessed

People that followed instructions literally, and ended up failing as a result | lan Reynolds @pumps1000 Replying AzureDoo and @WineMan147 kid my mother popped out while cooking. She boiling some potatoes. She said "Watch potatoes" as she left watched them. They burnt.

People That Followed Instructions Literally, And Failed

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AskReddit replies to people's "screw this, I quit!" stories | askingxalice 2h First job at mcdonalds. 3 different managers all telling do different things, and getting mad listen others overheard worst manager say people at register (and many customers behind counter Someone need teach Alice do her job didn't even say anything. Just walked out.

People's "Screw This, I Quit!" Stories

People describe the worst compliments they've received | _WhoTheFuckAml_ 23h One my seniors once told reminded him his younger self problem is he is like worst guy my office hurt .

The Worst Compliments People Have Received