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People describe the funniest things they ever saw at school | Habfier25 15h My friend asked go bathroom, and teacher responded with don't know, can And he said don't know, can settle divorce By way, he couldn't settle )

AskReddit Thread: Funniest Things People Saw At School

Hilarious times that gamers forgot to turn off the mic | YaBoyChadCarrington 12h Older sister telling his little brother (our team mate is her time play and she will turn off console if he doesnt get up, he insist "just this one match Please No..no NOO00O" Aaand disconected. Lol

Hilarious Times Gamers Forgot To Turn Off The Mic

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Parents describe the weirdest things they've caught their kids doing | taikalainen 17h Found my kid talking hole sink he 2. Turns out 's where he said god lives. Carry on, ya weirdo. Ex's eldest hoarded cardboard tubes. If asked they were simply later youngest adopted and formed strong emotional bond with garlic about week.

Weirdest Things Parents Caught Their Kids Doing

Adult life equivalents to calling the teacher "mom" | nice_strada 1y 3 1 Award Walking up wrong car and freaking out can't unlock

Adult Life Equivalents Of Calling A Teacher "Mom"

Europeans describe their biggest culture shocks upon coming to America | DaveLakowski 3h Jay walking and lack pavement/sidewalk on many roads found so hard just get one place another.

AskReddit Thread: Europeans' Biggest Culture Shocks In America

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People describe the times that they knew they failed | Shiks97 8h My previous relationship really not going too well and considering ending hindsight should have ended way before did. Anyway texting my mum am supposed be happy and celebrate his birthday with him know don't want be with him and just want end this Somehow message didn't end up going my mum but my ex. 3 whole days before his birthday. Needless say pretty crappy few months after

Times People Knew They Failed

The most ridiculous reasons that people have been dumped | iamkokonutz 11h My ex's cat named "Ben girl dating's cat named "Bundles One day called "Bundles Ben She asked just called her cat thought about and then remembered my ex's cat's name laughed and told her and she super unimpressed. Broke up with next day.

Wildest Reasons People Have Been Dumped

People describe the kindest things that they've overheard about themselves | PonchoBeano ly longtime drummer. been playing bands over 20 years. recently just joined new band and after our first gig together overheard singer talking with someone about set and sound new lineup singer saying born drummer. this guy totally meant play drums so stoked he's my band probably coolest thing accidentally overheard about myself.

Kindest Things People Overheard About Themselves

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People describe the craziest reasons that people have been fired | asleeppam worked retail, and had an employee would hide and take naps inside racks clothes. Somehow wasn't reason fired her fired her stealing clothes and then wearing them work.

Craziest Reasons People Got Fired

People describe the most outrageous cursed foods they've seen eaten | HumansAreGarbage2019 1y Moms boyfriend. Crushed cheez- crackers into his coffee day he ate waffles covered spinach and fish sticks drizzled with syrup. All while LOUDLY smackin his lips sayin "uuuh so goooood Mom says dont let bother bothers .

Absolutely Bonkers Cursed Foods People Ate

People describe the simple plot holes that ruined movies for them | lazylion_ca 12h Why do Cars have doors, or seats? pixar disney

Simple Plot Holes That Ruined Movies For People

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People describe the dumbest things they've seen people do at stores | NecroJoe 21h woman who arguing with working produce dept grocery store) about she didn't like one side watermelon flatter, paler, and little dirty said s just they get they are on ground do mean they are on ground she thought watermelons grew on trees.

Dumbest Things People Did At Stores

People describe the most blatant cases of favoritism that they've witnessed | RRuruurrr 23h One my classmates always got better scores on comparable essays high school literature class suggested favoritism so decided write each other's papers see happened. Our study found no matter who wrote paper, if turned got worse grade than if she turned

Most Blatant Cases Of Favoritism People Witnessed

A collection of slang terms that dads can use to embarrass their daughters | FaroutIGE 2y while reading paper just quietly and slowly say gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gangggg whatever tune feel like recommend channeling sinatra

Slang Terms Dads Can Use To Embarrass Their Daughters

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Parents share the best weird flexes that they've seen from their kids | NobodyBallad 251d My oldest told she used control inside she my tummy.

Weird Flexes Parents Have Seen From Their Kids

People describe various psychological studies that turned up interesting results | AverageJames23 1y Not psychologist, but one where given choice between sitting down doing nothing and shocking oneself, people tend choose shock. Ergo would choose pain over boredom.

Psychology Experiments With Fascinating Results