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AskReddit is a popular subreddit on Reddit that allows any user to post interesting questions for anyone to answer, often generating funny discussion threads. These are their stories. 

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Non-Americans describe crazy rumors about Americans that ended up being true | RavynLearnsBadly 298d 3 1 Award Australia, and all my life believed red Solo cups were like 555 area codes Hollywood prop immigrated US, my MIL making dinner and offered iced tea red Solo cup lost made everyone sign cup still got .

Crazy Rumors About Americans That Ended Up Being True

People imagine Gordon Ramsay roasting their kitchens | literally_tho_tbh 16h He opens cabinet door and 6,000 mismatched tupperware containers and lids fall out all over floor.

People Imagine Gordon Ramsay Roasting Their Kitchens

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A collection of the dumbest lies that people's friends told that failed miserably | ProfessorGigs 1y became friends with one my best buddies because he claimed have Raichu Super Smash Brothers Melee foundation our friendship built on lie still friends though.

Dumbest Lies Friends Told To Impress That Failed Terribly

A collection of movie cliches that people never really see | scottiebass 4h No matter crowded city or time day is, there will ALWAYS be an open parking spot right| exactly front wherever they're driving .

Movie Cliches People Never Really See

People describe their most expensive mistakes | reddit posted by Tobouyen 8h Spending all my bitcoins back days way before they went through roof bought box mixed tea 2,5 million dollars

People's Most Expensive Mistakes

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AskReddit replies to jobs that people quit on the first day | SnowQuixote 4h Wendy's worked lot fast food teenager, but being corrected on way said mayonnaise too much apparently, Imao are weird kids.

Jobs So Bad That People Quit On The First Day

AskReddit replies to the creepiest things that sailors witnessed while out at sea | Tyree_Callahan 8h My dad and were sailing Sea Cortez early morning with some patchy surface fog 14 or 15 at time heard sounded like applause distance, but becoming louder could soon see patch disturbed water getting closer and closer and hundreds objects flying out water and splashing back down few them flew out, hit deck boat and bounced back into water. Stingrays whole school them, jumping out water some reason

Most Unnerving Sights That Sailors Witnessed At Sea

A collection of the funniest things ever witnessed by people | hitomi1881 3h were bringing lunch teachers at school and my daughter announced made special soup Mr. S because he's virgin. Mr. S is vegan

The Funniest Occurrences Ever Witnessed

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People that followed instructions literally, and ended up failing as a result | lan Reynolds @pumps1000 Replying AzureDoo and @WineMan147 kid my mother popped out while cooking. She boiling some potatoes. She said "Watch potatoes" as she left watched them. They burnt.

People That Followed Instructions Literally, And Failed

AskReddit replies to people's "screw this, I quit!" stories | askingxalice 2h First job at mcdonalds. 3 different managers all telling do different things, and getting mad listen others overheard worst manager say people at register (and many customers behind counter Someone need teach Alice do her job didn't even say anything. Just walked out.

People's "Screw This, I Quit!" Stories

People describe the worst compliments they've received | _WhoTheFuckAml_ 23h One my seniors once told reminded him his younger self problem is he is like worst guy my office hurt .

The Worst Compliments People Have Received

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People share the most interesting things that they've seen previous tenants leave behind | Lockshala 15h As kid, my parents moved into former Minnesota Vikings lineman's house and he left PS1 with bunch games. Great dude, imo

Most Interesting Things Previous Occupants Have Left Behind

AskReddit replies to unrealistic things that people see in movies that annoys them | tdj8 6h noticed lot movies they will let someone into their house but don't shut front door lol

Unrealistic Moments In Movies That Annoy People

People share the worst flavors of ice cream they've experienced | wisebird24 3.4k points 14 hours ago PNW special: lemon geoduck ice cream were road tripping on coast, stopped tiny ice cream parlor, and decided had try because heck else are going try GEODUCK ICE CREAM? Yes, geoduck is one clam tasted like lemon ice cream with chunks rubber band and hint something deeply unsettling. Not recommended.

The Worst Flavors Of Ice Cream People Had

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A collection of movie quotes that people use all the time that nobody recognizes | itsMondaybackwards 5h If not back 5 minutes just wait longer. Ace Ventura Jim Carrey

Movie Quotes People Used That Nobody Recognized

Doctors share their best stories about people "asking for friends" when it was probably for them | Freyja_the_derpyderp 9h My father is doctor and he got call once middle night his call share doctors patient man asked do about bump on his "friends" arm he scratched and something came out. He mentioned leaking little oil now zit. He scratched pimple. Woke whole family up at 3 am because he had page my dad over zit.

Doctors' Best "Asking For A Friend" Stories