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AskReddit is a popular subreddit on Reddit that allows any user to post interesting questions for anyone to answer, often generating funny discussion threads. These are their stories. 

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People describe various loopholes that they discovered and exploited | go_do_that_thing 1d Mc Cheapy. McFlurries were like 4 bucks. All is is ice cream cup with some shots topping. They dont even mix So asked soft serve, 30c, two shots toppings 1 cup and spoon (free) Reply 319

Loopholes People Found And Exploited

An AskReddit thread about movie logic not holding up to real life | Ask friends meet at predetermined time and place with no explanation as why have hard time getting friends meet up legitimate reasons with advanced notice. Meanwhile, movie characters come together an abandoned warehouse Brazil like all walk at same time Why'd call Reply 1 12.2k

Movie Logic Moments That Don't Happen In Real Life

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People that took revenge after being pushed too far | sonia72quebec 5h My elderly Mother--law made little wreath put on door her apartment couple days later some asshole complexity destroyed She really sad about put back together and fixed added lots pointy needles put back on door. She told she heard some swearing at 6:30 morning one her neighbor. Reply 842

Revenge Stories From People Pushed Too Far

People that screwed themselves over in court | Belgian_friet 3d Not lawyer, but law student. This case my professor showed us class. Some guy accused something cannot remember but judge spoke him free because there wasn't enough evidence he had done Guy said "thank judge, l'll never do again DA appealed and got him convicted Reply 681

People That Screwed Themselves Over In Court

The cringiest things that brides and grooms have done for their weddings | aPKPirate 1h Ive worked over 200 weddings at same venue, many couples wanted fireworks and had company could always do show couple ALWAYS, without fail, would pick Firework by Katy Perry play during show. Reply 1.4k

Cringiest Things Brides And Grooms Have Done

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An AskReddit thread about the most useless things that students were taught in school | MooPara 6h Math. All highschool math learned pretty much useless and had relearn everything university aware can't really teach some these subjects highschoolers, but then highschool math should teach problem solving and not half-memorising incomplete algorithms. Reply 80

Most Useless Things Students Were Taught In School

Lazy people that accomplished their jobs the easiest ways possible | Downvotesdarksouls 4h 1 Award My brother gave my oldest nephew 10 dollars week if he did all his chores with out needing be told or complaining. One day he gets home early work and sees neighbor kid tossing bag trash. He asks him he is doing and kid says he gets 5 bucks week take care few chores. My nephew outsourced his chores. Reply 1 37.7k

Lazy Workers That Used Shortcuts In Their Jobs

People that knew celebs before they were famous share their stories | Patrick_B8man 1d My father is long haul trucker, knew James Cameron his 20s he trucker too. Said guy always insanely smart and would go out and basically take every engine apart and put back together so if needed rig fixing and he around search him out. They stayed friends and actually got visit him LA over Xmas once, now live Europe so don't think they talk much, but he's really smart, and intense, although not expected him b

AskReddit Thread: People That Knew Celebs Before They Were Famous

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Various man secrets get shared in an AskReddit thread | realbadaccountant 23.0k points· 2 days ago S 2 6 people come crying us, our first inclination is fix problem. Since this is (often) not possible, lead with something along lines Can vent minute Or anything signals us this is just time active listening, rather than problem solving session.

AskReddit Thread: Man Secrets Get Divulged

People describe minor nuisances that drive them insane | Nellie_blythe 18h 1 Award Having an eyelash stuck eyeball Reply 480

Minor Nuisances Worse Than Wet Socks

A collection of interview responses that did people in | willywag 18.3k points 14 hours ago edited 5 hours ago There guy who walked into conference room interview him, told have seat and said "let's talk".

AskReddit Thread: Interview Responses That Did People In

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Americans try to describe Walmart to Europeans. | OPs_other_username 17h So imagine all those small shops specialize different wares and services clothing electronics jewelry guns. Now gather them all one place. Then turn on compactor switch. then crush them, grind them, mangle them and their dreams and then, while they are still breathing their last breath pour giant concrete slab over them Then buy generic forms their products oversea sweatshops and sell Viola s Walmart. Reply 1 1.4k

AskReddit Thread: Americans Describe Walmart To Europeans

People describe the fails they fixed before anyone else noticed | LittleRosi 23h Worked an company. Had switch routines data backups because even don't know anymore. Forgot switch them on again. After around 2 years noticed more by coincidence. Felt very warm and sweaty instantly. if data loss had happened would have been end company. And end my career course. Reply 324

Fails People Corrected Before Anyone Noticed

Airport Karen yells at everyone, and doesn't realize she has TSA pre-check. | r/pettyrevenge u/wallywoofdog 73d Join 1 Airport Karen decides show up 30 minutes before flight few years ago my college sports team flying out competition were flying out our own town which has notoriously quick and easy airport experiences those us who know well flying alone 's generally no sweat show up only an hour before, or even less, but this is ALWAYS risk all airports even small ones. Our team 20 people showed

Airport Karen Pitches A Fit For No Reason

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People describe their proudest heat of the moment comments. | eachfire 3h first day camping at 2016 music festival headed off with 4-gallon jug get water girl who with our group, who l'd never met before, asked if needed help responded No-but l'd sure love some company getting married this fall. Reply 1.8k

People's Proudest Heat Of The Moment Comments

People describe their best wrong number moments in an AskReddit thread | Overcookedcookie 23h woke up MASSIVE string texts accusing being man cheating with someone's girlfriend or wife woman didn't work at place mentioned They were super apologetic text them back morning on plus side. Reply 1 3.8k

People's Best Wrong Number Moments