Not every right swipe gives way to an immature moment of disinterested ridiculousness. Every now and again, people seem to get lucky, with the cheesiest of pickup lines, and most shameless of advances. We've pulled together a nice mix of wins and fails from the ever unpredictable social-dating experiment of Tinder.
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Poor dude thought he found the love of his life, and he's not the only one! I think the two guys in this Tinder-inspired shituation, BOTH dodged a huge bullet of selfish crazy. It sounds like she was parading around town, busy being unfaithful, and leaving a trail of broken hearts in her wake. Just imagining this guy trying to make sense of why she wouldn't answer the phone is an agonizing dosage of cringe itself. The panic must've been too real, when she broke the news...
Dipak don't even know what hit her. When this guy found himself matched up with a thirsty Tinder bot, he did the rest of the world a favor, by trolling the bot with memes and all other manners of bizarre bullsh*t. Wouldn't have it any other way.
The fail's kind of all in the headline here, folks. Seriously. If you're in a situation where you're signing your boyfriend without a backbone, up for Tinder to boost his withering self-esteem, it is time to reassess. It sounds like the dude's rife with insecurities, and has very little sense of himself. She's better off without him!
There are flairs of originality, crudeness, immaturity, and silver-tongued smoothness throughout these randomly assorted moments from the Wild West of the Modern Dating World, Tinder. For all we know we're witnessing snapshots of history's next great love story. And it all started out with some locker room-level witticism...
This young and brash woman felt the need to toss a guy's meticulously assembled, reasonably creative powerpoint Tinder profile, on Twitter for the wolves to tear at. But instead, she found him ready to face her with shameless wit, which was met with widespread approval and respect from others on Twitter.
This impatient essayist is so caught up in falling in love with the sound of his own voice on paper, it could be a while before he finds any luck on this app. If you open your self-summary telling your potential match to f**k you and then proceed to write an essay that beats around the bush, while centering on the FIRST sentence you said, which is ultimately about you getting laid....you're going to have a bad time. Or not. Maybe he's rolling around in Pound Town right now.
The population of Tinderers never fails to keep things comfortably on the side of immaturity, spicy witty banter, bold (and/or clueless) pickup lines, and shamelessness. These are all A+ examples. If you need more of what the wild word of Tinder has to offer, look over here.
What a gent we have here. He offered her his last 100 bucks! I mean, that kind of selfless, wholesomely motivated action warrants a response right? Well, therein lies this guy's biggest problem, and that's that he's pestering a woman who went on Tinder to broadcast her search for a sugar daddy. It was a joke from the get go, my dude. Love can be a blinding beast of a thing. Hopefully he's able to move on....
This restaurant deserves 5+ stars for outstanding, caring customer service. Seriously, this guy needs to go back ASAP and leave a monstrous tip. He also needs to reassess his icebreaker approach for future Tinder dates. The ER visits could start to add up.
You miss every shot you don't take. We've got a nice spread of brash and occasionally smooth Tinderers trying their best to make something happen in a Wild West seemingly hellbent on teasing unrealistic expectations endlessly, by its very design.
