Consider the following a comprehensive manual on what NOT to leave on your online profile. These people are doing a beautiful job at looking like complete pretentious jerks on their online profiles.
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Tinder is a cesspool of bold immaturity and shameless pickup lines. It's a Wild West of people trying out their very worst on unsuspecting "matches" that never saw the monster coming behind that hopeful right swipe. These 10 moments from the wild world of Tinder didn't fail to get a chuckle or two out of us.
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It's like shopping at Walmart! The wild word of Tinder never fails to keep us on our toes. You just never know what kind of craziness lurks behind the next right swipe.
If you're in the mood for more ridiculous sh*t from Tinder, we recommend checking out the time an absolutely insane Tinder match couldn't handle a girl's vocabulary.
Stay safe out Tinderers. You never know who could be lurking behind that next right swipe. It could be an irreverent word-vomiting monster with the punny maturity of a bored child. These particular Tinder moments did not fail to deliver on the laughs. If you're looking for more Tinder gems, check out this list of funny, sad, and just dumb moments from the app.
And then family dinner happened. This embarrassed woman experienced quite the shocking, bone-rattling revelation over a family dinner with her special date; a date I might add that she'd been seeing for 5 months! Her cousin. If this is actually a true story, our hearts go out to this woman and her family. The shockwaves of cringe from that dinner could probably have been felt around the globe.
Someone in the comments section of this original post, said it best. And that is that this is the dating equivalent of lifting up a rock and discovering a ton of centipedes writhing around underneath it.
"No worries, I'm not crazy like your ex." Run, run for the hills! This guy dodged a big bullet with this Tinder match. Brace yourself for unhealthy levels of tireless pushiness, cringe, and anger. Like, she seems mad at something more than half the time. Yikes.
Tinder is a land of people really hoping to make a connection through the use of clever, sometimes unoriginal wordplay, blunt propositioning, and crash-and-burn insults. Seems..fun? For another window into peoples' awful sex lives, here's more funny and sad moments from Tinder.
He sent her this THREE months after their date. My dude, it might be high time to reassess your approach on Tinder. This doesn't seem to be the way to go about things. Maybe he was particularly bitter about the way things went down? Who knows. What I do know, is this is all kinds of ridiculous.
Sometimes, you've gotta pull all the stops and make all the presentations when you believe you've right swiped on the one. This guy didn't hold back, and it looks like his approach is working wonders for him. Let it be a lesson to us all. If you're gonna go, go all out! A rare Tinder win, amidst what's usually a field day of Fails, whenever we check in on things over there.
If you came here for the dramatic ring tosses, you will NOT be disappointed. This Twitter thread descends into cringe-soaked absurdity, in the onslaught of videos capturing the fallouts from divorce, on an app called Tik Tok. When we look back on just how crazy humanity got, will this be a shining gem to reference? I mean, I think it's got all the potential in the world to be, just that.
