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Dipak don't even know what hit her. When this guy found himself matched up with a thirsty Tinder bot, he did the rest of the world a favor, by trolling the bot with memes and all other manners of bizarre bullsh*t. Wouldn't have it any other way. 

There are flairs of originality, crudeness, immaturity, and silver-tongued smoothness throughout these randomly assorted moments from the Wild West of the Modern Dating World, Tinder. For all we know we're witnessing snapshots of history's next great love story. And it all started out with some locker room-level witticism...

Modern day romance is a totally different kind of beast, and this is all the proof we need. 

This impatient essayist is so caught up in falling in love with the sound of his own voice on paper, it could be a while before he finds any luck on this app. If you open your self-summary telling your potential match to f**k you and then proceed to write an essay that beats around the bush, while centering on the FIRST sentence you said, which is ultimately about you getting laid....you're going to have a bad time. Or not. Maybe he's rolling around in Pound Town right now. 

Really too bad that Yik Yak isn't around anymore! 

This restaurant deserves 5+ stars for outstanding, caring customer service. Seriously, this guy needs to go back ASAP and leave a monstrous tip. He also needs to reassess his icebreaker approach for future Tinder dates. The ER visits could start to add up. 

Where or where did it all go wrong?...

Her profile comes across as nothing short of alarmingly specific. This is NOT the one you swipe right on...

Just cause she's on a dating site doesn't mean she can't say no, dude!

Watch the sparks fly! And then fizzle out! And then say a half-assed pun and try to leave the conversation!

You just never know what kind of hilarious failure lurks behind the next right swipe. It's a true Wild West out there, folks. Stay safe...

You miss every shot you don't take! 

A wild Angry Tinder Guy appeared! Polite conversation was ineffective...

"That one time I tried Bumble"....

Joe is the real MVP. Gotta love this dude's commitment to maintaining a positive outlook after the world threw him one hell of a heavy curveball. It's honestly a miracle that he survived! 

Good 'ol Tinder, never failing to keep things nice and raunchy. The most predictable part of the app is that at least someone's going to walk away from it vaguely uncomfortable. You never know who's lurking behind that next right swipe.