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Consider the following a comprehensive manual on what NOT to leave on your online profile. These people are doing a beautiful job at looking like complete pretentious jerks on their online profiles. 

Stay safe out Tinderers. You never know who could be lurking behind that next right swipe. It could be an irreverent word-vomiting monster with the punny maturity of a bored child. These particular Tinder moments did not fail to deliver on the laughs. If you're looking for more Tinder gems, check out this list of funny, sad, and just dumb moments from the app. 

That sketchy dude "Phil" is NOT to be trusted...

And then family dinner happened. This embarrassed woman experienced quite the shocking, bone-rattling revelation over a family dinner with her special date; a date I might add that she'd been seeing for 5 months! Her cousin. If this is actually a true story, our hearts go out to this woman and her family. The shockwaves of cringe from that dinner could probably have been felt around the globe. 

Someone in the comments section of this original post, said it best. And that is that this is the dating equivalent of lifting up a rock and discovering a ton of centipedes writhing around underneath it. This absolutely insane Tinder match is one of the more volatile emotional escalation scenarios we've come across. 

If you're hungry for more wild moments from the world of Tinder, we recommend checking out these amusing Tinder moments for the young, dumb, and full of clumsiness here!

"No worries, I'm not crazy like your ex." Run, run for the hills! This guy dodged a big bullet with this Tinder match. Brace yourself for unhealthy levels of tireless pushiness, cringe, and anger. Like, she seems mad at something more than half the time. Yikes. 

The delusional world that some people live in. This crazy Tinder chick went absolutely full delusional racist on her match. She pretty much erased her chances at being a criminal lawyer with this stunt.

Tinder is a land of people really hoping to make a connection through the use of clever, sometimes unoriginal wordplay, blunt propositioning, and crash-and-burn insults. Seems..fun? For another window into peoples' awful sex lives, here's more funny and sad moments from Tinder.

The game of Tinder is RIGGED. Or at least it seems like we're seeing a whole lot more Fails than anything else. But then again, Tinder is just the gift that keeps on giving. 

These didn't fail to leave us highly amused. Although some of them seem so bad that they must be real, we will never know for sure. Tinder can be mysterious like that. Either way, they definitely deserve serious consideration on the right swipe for the effort put forth. 

He sent her this THREE months after their date. My dude, it might be high time to reassess your approach on Tinder. This doesn't seem to be the way to go about things. Maybe he was particularly bitter about the way things went down? Who knows. What I do know, is this is all kinds of ridiculous. 

A height-weight Tinder drama for the ages! The unmatch was REAL on this one. Buckle up for one wild emotional ride. 

Sometimes, you've gotta pull all the stops and make all the presentations when you believe you've right swiped on the one. This guy didn't hold back, and it looks like his approach is working wonders for him. Let it be a lesson to us all. If you're gonna go, go all out! A rare Tinder win, amidst what's usually a field day of Fails, whenever we check in on things over there. 

If you came here for the dramatic ring tosses, you will NOT be disappointed. This Twitter thread descends into cringe-soaked absurdity, in the onslaught of videos capturing the fallouts from divorce, on an app called Tik Tok. When we look back on just how crazy humanity got, will this be a shining gem to reference? I mean, I think it's got all the potential in the world to be, just that. 

It's a wide weird world of casual dating out there. Almost nobody's happy and genuine connections are rare but that doesn't stop these Tinder Astronauts from blasting into each others lives. If you wanna see some strange and disturbing profiles, then check these out.

The internet responded in expected fashion, with a #LetsHaveAConvo hashtag on Twitter, to mock the new app with as many jokes as possible. And by the look of the prototype, it might be well deserved!