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The straw that broke the camel's back...

Life is all about those little things that just work. Like when you learn how to play “Mary Had A Little Lamb” with a dial tone or figure out that a calculator can say “BOOBIES." And this is very much one of those moments. Ladies and Gentlemen, 20th Century Fox on forcemeat.

Why did they think this was a good idea?

Dang dude those guys don't give a damn. It feels like this is the sort of thing that feels like it came out of a Newspaper from a hundred years ago, but nah. Apparently these guards have strict orders to never deviate from their path, resulting in moments like these. These guys were doing their regular marching routine when a kid didn't get out of the way, getting a taste of what's left of the British Empire.

It's a bad idea to brake check a truck. It's an even worse idea to brake check a truck without looking around to see if there are any cops around. This one's got the added flavor of a perturbed French guy lauding the outcome of this total BS traffic move.

What was that again?

5-star rating for this little homie.

Yikes.

Didn't this happen on the Simpsons?

In this viral TikTok video a wild and violent Karen appears, running late for the bus, and when the bus driver won't let her on, she flips! As many commenters pointed out, her first impulse was violence, immediately punching the bus' windshield, breaking it. One person off camera can be heard saying, "No, you did that. Now you’re going to jail, and that’s not our problem." The woman then runs off camera hooting and howling.

The package has arrived.

So that's how you put a clip in a vacuum.

Always look both ways.

It got us.

Alright, that's beautiful.