Hey Dave, let me tell you what your song is about really quick.
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Via ElderMitsubishi
This is something Breaking Bad's Saul Goodman would make. Absolutely ridiculous and filled to the brim with cringe.
Via t3mple
When asked about the specifics of the perfect man, this woman pulled zero punches and left her boyfriend speechless. The flip side would be that for the many men watching this video who can in fact last longer than 5 minutes in the bedroom, congratulations. No matter what huge behavioral, appearance or financial deficits you may have, you are perfect.
Bill Hader gets into the nitty and gritty of what he'd tell his younger self. Anyone out there dealing with anxiety might benefit from giving this one a listen.
Via sirsammy 15
He was in the right place at the right time. Ain't that something special. Job well done, my dude!
Via HowardRoark80
Her responses sound like they were programmed, and give off the general vibe that she's a robot without any individualistic thought of her own. The jargon is generally incomprehensible.
There you have it folks, peak vegan entitlement has been reached. It smells a lot like a nice steak grilling up next door. Apparently, Cilla Carden, a vegan woman in Australia sued her neighbors because she could smell them cooking meats and fish next door.
I wonder how many times she showed up red-faced, angrily knocking on their door, and frantically asking them to stop cooking their food before she took this to court? Maybe a few, half dozen, or not at all? Did she just go from 0 to 100 right away?
Carden's made a claim that her neighbors are grilling meats and fish in their own backyards to piss her off on purpose. I mean, can you even argue with that level of delusion?
The case ended up making it all the way to Western Australia's Supreme Court, where it was dismissed in favor of the neighbors, in July. The court asked for the neighbors to please direct their energy toward the resolution of their differences as best as they can. So basically, pull it together, and move on.
Via soolly 357
Dodgers Pitcher Dustin May, took a brutal line drive to the face during a game against the D-Backs. We hope he's in the process of a speedy recovery!
The lesson was supposed to be "things aren't always as they seem" but based on the results, it seems like this class might be a waste of time. We've had "mindblowing" ideas like this in the past, but almost no one does them, because if they don't go perfectly, as this professor demonstrates, it becomes very awkward.
Via ThisIsButter
The cool and collected nature of this patron just trying to enjoy his cocktail with a fresh lit cigarette, while being held up at gunpoint is heroic. You don't see something like this everyday. At least it's usually in the movies.
