Via The Daily Share
Your stomach when you eat that sketchy sushi.
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Via CBS This Morning
A man's been taken into custody after attempting to enter St. Patrick's Cathedral in New York. He was carrying gasoline and lighter fluid. This development comes just two days after the Notre Dame Cathedral was destroyed by flames in Paris. And on that note, we just ran a post about Notre Dame Cathedral's messy renovations past here.
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Those Roomba burglaries are no joke, man! Gotta keep the streets clean. We're just grateful that the body cam footage of the police showing up with a K-9 unit to apprehend a Roomba intruder, has surfaced. A beautiful thing really. We have the viral Twitter thread documenting the hilarious false alarm right here.
Via Funny Or Die
In case you didn't know, David Spade hates everything about Coachella. Enjoy this video that picks apart all the ridiculousness of the larger than life festival.
Via Backpedal Movie
The entitlement is VERY strong with this driver, but the restraint on the part of the biker is HEROIC. Just our kind of Fail right here. Gotta love when an annoyingly entitled driver who tries to lecture a cyclist, ends up failing miserably.
Via Inside Edition
He is WAY too calm about this. Something isn't right. "I don't want the one with the nail," she pleaded....
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That Sun's gotta be a paid actor. Flat Earthers do it again, with yet another example of them experimentally disproving themselves.
@FabbihaAfrin was in the bathroom trying to collect herself when someone in the other stall was doing exactly the opposite. What you're witnessing is two simultaneous, yet very different kinds of bathroom breakdowns. Gotta say we've never seen someone's attempt to film themselves crying interrupted by such forceful pooping. Gotta love the exasperated eye roll.
Via The Hard Times
What a BRAVE message. They've banded together to defend their cause, and call that comments section out!
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Who but a dad would rush into an unprompted joke with perfect comedic timing. It's dumb, but who cares, he tells it well. If you want puns and stuff, here's 25 dumb and literal jokes that are technically correct.
im never asking my boss for a ride again pic.twitter.com/R9U21wX11k
— 𝘚𝘰𝘧𝘵 (@hsiridoj) April 10, 2019
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"Can you speak freely?" Time to dip ship ASAP. Sometimes you really are just better off walking on home. Don't cave for the ride home from the boss. Just don't do it...
Via HONEST GUIDE
Quiet intimidation is a terrifying thing. Props to this guy. Not all heroes wear capes!
