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The story here is that the freshly injured NY cop in question, up and ate some concrete after trying to ride a confiscated dirtbike back to the precinct. Guess he got ahead of himself on that one. 

That was not the surprise either of them were hoping for. 

Way to stick it to the man! 

The staggering confidence of overwhelming stupidity is a true sight to behold. 

Bruce Willis took this ruthless roasting like a champion. 

Poor dude got caught up in the adrenaline-charged anticipation of the big moment! 

His hard-fought stubborn fortitude in the face of a horrifically indifferent, broken lawn chair is a sight to behold.

Get this guy a contract.