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Our friends at Cracked are back at it again with a fresh video that does a deep dive into figuring out where the mysterious trope of women wrapping their legs around characters in movies to kill them. Strange stuff, indeed. 

Poor dude was just trying to see if Tess was around. By the time he went and connected the dots it was far too late. 

The whale is clearly some kind of paid actor. Also, whale was clearly trying to keep their ocean clean. Understandable. 

This was gold. Would love to see whatever excuse was able to have been hatched up after this. Might have to call this one a checkmate, my dudes. 

Bill was overwhelmed with all kinds of gratitude. We're not surprised he was genuinely worried about having some kind of heart attack after pulling off the win again. 

This is literally every conflict scene with Oblivion's AI. Gotta love the ending there too. "There's a killer about." Then the dude just goes right back to bed. 

Not the dramatic oceanside video that he was hoping for, but the one that the world deserves. Looks like kind of a painful experience for the diver. 

This guy's ability to take something that would devastate most anyone in the world, and use it as a chance to highlight his own mad skills is truly inspiring. 

It's like he answered the question without actually answering the question. 

Might've overcommitted on that one, my dude. 

Ain't nothing quiet about that. 

Charlie's improvs are just too much for anyone else to handle. 

What we have here is more scientific evidence that nobody, nobody at all, likes to get their feet wet. 

Honestly, some of these really weren't that bad. It's the effort that counts. 

In a wonderful moment of mass disappointment, these onlookers who waited just to see the Hogwarts Express had their time expertly ruined by a regular commuter train. That timing is perfection.

Sometimes enough is enough. The amount of cringe that ensues when they actually up and leave is pure, awkward gold.