Some days are worse than others. Most likely, your day was good enough that you can find some comfort in seeing how comically worse it was for someone else.
This may come as a shock to hear, but having some basic understanding of biology is important. Thank doctors and nurses, at least someone knows what's going on.
Turns out sometimes people have legitimate and varied reasons for dumb and specific food requests. Eh, there's other ways to get back at people without poisoning them.
Life has its devastatingly embarrassing moments. One minute you're minding your own business and the next you're in front of the whole student body with your pants in a tree.
Things are going well and then all of a sudden your foot falls through the floor, you spill your spaghetti into your shoes and your birth certificate flies into a wood chipper.
