Sad

This might bring back memories of the time in 2nd grade when you had to miss recess because Dylan falsely accused you of calling him a butt.

It's true though. Dylan was a butt. Still is.

Why do people on the internet love to lie so much? They have almost no reason to, and they're bad at it! That's why it gives us so much pleasure to see random guardians of the internet take down these lying liars with great big buckets of truth.

With nightmare bosses like these, quitting seems pretty reasonable.

Mere mortals will quiver in fear at the power these badasses wield. Don't make them angry, because even they don't know what they're capable of.

You can't choose when it'll happen to you. Just be glad that it's probably not happening right now.

Ready to garble your way through a buffet bar of word salad?

Be afraid! These knowledge-Goliaths are on such a higher plane than you that your existence is pitiable. Having such heavy intellect on one's shoulders is a burden not one of you mere mortals could possibly understand.