Learn from other people's mistakes.

"Uh, thanks for telling me."

Take it all. Slowly.

Not a good sign.

Learn from other people's mistakes.

Oh god.

There's a spectrum.

Woops.

People always talk about how important it is to live life to the fullest and do as many things as possible. The inevitable outcome is that about half of those things aren't exactly gonna be worth it. Sure, things not working out sometimes is the price of admission for doing anything at all, but it sure sucks to learn that you don't like bungie jumping while actively bungie jumping. And then there are the “activities” that are more like situations that last more than a few years. Sometimes those…

Why are people like this.

Thanks for the attention, Universe.

Swing and a miss!

Three years of complete financial and emotional support later

Lil boost

"No mom, knowing cursive will not guarantee me a job."

"Yes, it is me, mister doctor, the professional doctor man."