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You can't choose when it'll happen to you. Just be glad that it's probably not happening right now.

Every time you've had an awkward meal, your server has totally picked up on it. And if you're lucky, they tell that story about you all the time. Also, quick tip: it's probably a good idea to not propose at Olive Garden.

Old people are trying their best to catch up to with the times and use Facebook correctly. Progress is not without its speed bumps.

Just goes to show that at any given moment, you're at the mercy of the universe. Especially if you've already messed up your day through your own devices.

You'd think social media's effect on dumbasses would be constrained to dumb jokes and some occasional oversharing. Somehow it's also given rise to narcissists who need an ego boost by claiming dubious mental superiority and bullying people online. Here are some of those so called "geniuses."

Using social media requires a little bit of grace. We forgive them for not having the hang of the internet.

Be afraid! These knowledge-Goliaths are on such a higher plane than you that your existence is pitiable. Having such heavy intellect on one's shoulders is a burden not one of you mere mortals could possibly understand.

If these people had taken just an extra moment to think about what they were going to say, we wouldn't have all these wonderfully cringey stories.