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Some signs are more ominous than they intend to be. Other signs aren't even intended as a warning, but they're still creepy as hell.

In my day, we walked up 4 flights of stairs for a fun-size 3 Musketeers bar, and we were happy god dammit. 

But seriously, these folks have no chill when it comes to asking for free stuff.

The level of entitlement here is absolutely frustrating. And to think she only wants to spend 5 dollars an hour for language tutoring? This lady's got some nerve.

She wanted the perfect wedding. That is, a wedding completely out of her means, and an utter burden on her friends. There's being delusional and then there's THIS.

Drama! Hilarity! Tragedy! All of these things and more are just a swipe away in the world's foremost dating app.

Sometimes people fail to burn a spider and instead burn their house down. Sometimes people spectacularly fail to make their point. Sometimes people try to make a Flat Earth facebook page free of hilarious shit posts. Whatever the attempt, reality is bound to catch up.

Some of these sounds are good. Some are bad. Either way, people found them memorable. Hopefully you haven't heard all of them.

Oh, young love. What we'd all give to be able to forget about it completely.

We're not sure how far they're getting with these methods of "demand an absurdly low price" and "shit-talk the seller when they inevitably deny you."

Satire isn't for everyone. Here are some folks who chose not to see the humor in The Onion.

As it turns out, people absolutely love bragging (and lying) about their own intellect online. Don't you dare like top 40 music or badmouth Rick and Morty, because these Collosally-Brained Mind Titans will be there to take you down. Remember, these folks are more insightful and articulate than you could ever hope to be.

The common theme in play with all these would appear to be, sue his ass. 

You may be having a bad day. But at least you didn't run a cargo ship into another cargo ship. Most Likely.

What we're trying to say is, maybe your mediocre day has actually been a pretty good day in disguise. Here's some people who have without a  doubt gone through a rough patch.

Count your lucky stars that you're not one of these unlucky souls. 

You may be the one who called the teacher mom, but at least you're not the one who tried to Falcon Punch a big kid. Or maybe you were. Either way, we don't know how these people live with themselves.