Sad

These police officers are recalling all the times people probably should've exercised their right to remain silent.

Cheating is bad. It's not like having a well thought out reason makes it much better. Some people's excuses are just dumber than others.

Some days you just get unlucky. Okay, sometimes it's kind of your fault, but that doesn't make it nicer.

When someone says something profoundly stupid, there's no sense in trying to argue with them. It's better to just let it happen and hope that life takes care of it.

McDonalds won't miss a few dozen packets of fancy ketchup, but damn, some of these moves are downright underhanded.

That seems to pretty much sum up the state of things.

Nothing quite matches the deep confusing burn of getting ghosted by someone you thought you held a connection with. Hopefully these people have moved on...

Who do these people think they are? Trying to escape paying $5 artist fees and being rude the whole time? Most learn pretty quickly that they're not in a position to haggle.