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Cheating is bad. It's not like having a well thought out reason makes it much better. Some people's excuses are just dumber than others.

Some days you just get unlucky. Okay, sometimes it's kind of your fault, but that doesn't make it nicer.

When someone says something profoundly stupid, there's no sense in trying to argue with them. It's better to just let it happen and hope that life takes care of it.

McDonalds won't miss a few dozen packets of fancy ketchup, but damn, some of these moves are downright underhanded.

That seems to pretty much sum up the state of things.

Nothing quite matches the deep confusing burn of getting ghosted by someone you thought you held a connection with. Hopefully these people have moved on...

Who do these people think they are? Trying to escape paying $5 artist fees and being rude the whole time? Most learn pretty quickly that they're not in a position to haggle.

You can't choose when it'll happen to you. Just be glad that it's probably not happening right now.

Every time you've had an awkward meal, your server has totally picked up on it. And if you're lucky, they tell that story about you all the time. Also, quick tip: it's probably a good idea to not propose at Olive Garden.

Old people are trying their best to catch up to with the times and use Facebook correctly. Progress is not without its speed bumps.

Just goes to show that at any given moment, you're at the mercy of the universe. Especially if you've already messed up your day through your own devices.

You'd think social media's effect on dumbasses would be constrained to dumb jokes and some occasional oversharing. Somehow it's also given rise to narcissists who need an ego boost by claiming dubious mental superiority and bullying people online. Here are some of those so called "geniuses."

Using social media requires a little bit of grace. We forgive them for not having the hang of the internet.

Be afraid! These knowledge-Goliaths are on such a higher plane than you that your existence is pitiable. Having such heavy intellect on one's shoulders is a burden not one of you mere mortals could possibly understand.

If these people had taken just an extra moment to think about what they were going to say, we wouldn't have all these wonderfully cringey stories.

Tinder is a mixed bag. Sometimes people's personality's mesh together nicely. Other times there just isn't enough face in the world to palm.