And thus millions were lost.

They're almost too far.

Oh boy, to have seen that lawyer's face.

A highly effective strategy.

Nice try, mom.

Seriously guys, what gives?

Oh boy, are weddings just endlessly ripe for all kinds of conflicts between family members. There's just something about the event that inspires people to get completely possessed by their unreasonable, inner perfectionist side. The thing about trying to make sure that something ends up being perfect, is that life by its very design is imperfect. There are fails and mishaps lurking around pretty much every corner. It's only a matter of time before one thing or another falls apart. In this case …

A humbling lesson was learned that day.

That could've been a whole lot worse.

Oh Mike, he had it coming.

Yeah, just a little bit unsettled now.

Kids can be such troublemakers.

Honestly, just at a loss for words.

That's how it's done.

Pull it together, Marg.

Maybe he's still locked out to this day.