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Someone on AskReddit asked for people to discuss the most interesting things that they've left behind. As it turns out, some people leave behind some real gems. There's that, and then more sinister things that you'd probably wish you never crossed paths with in the first place. 

Pastor Bob was out there selling the people on practicing certain parts of faith, while he was running around mistreating his wife in all kinds of ways. It sounds like he was even dipping into donation funds to finance his dates with various women, while he had a wife the whole time. Insane. Pastor Bob ultimately got what was coming his way. 

So, one bride gets left at the altar, and as a result the bride expects her sister to delay her own wedding that she had planned. Apparently, the parents pile in on the whole thing at one point, and a whole guilt trip is fueled as a result. Should one wedding be delayed like that just because another, totally separate wedding didn't go as planned? People seem to think, absolutely no delay is necessary. They are independent events. 

Everyone could always use a pro tip, here and there, to get a little ahead in life. These life pro tips might just end up helping folks navigate this chaotic existence with a little grace and flexibility. 

Two-sentence horror stories are perfect for folks that don't want to invest too much time in getting lost in a scary story. They're brief, and a lot of the time, highly visual and horrifying. It's amazing how much can be accomplished over the short span of a couple sentences. If you're in the mood for more after this, then check out these additional two-sentence horror stories.

This bride is on one. Seriously. It looks like she's refusing to cancel the wedding in light of the worldwide pandemic that is the Coronavirus. On top of that, she asks guests to take Ubers, so that they can avoid the "quarantine police." Can't make this up. 

So, the story on this one goes that an (awesome) girlfriend planned a big "Nailed It" themed, surprised birthday party for her boyfriend. Apparently, upon receiving this kind and loving gesture, the dude proceeded to break down and dissolve into a puddle of tears, because he wanted other people around to remember him. Awesome girlfriend asked the folks of Reddit whether or not she was in the wrong, and I mean, based off what we know, how could she be? 

This family was in for a serious wakeup call after ordering the same meal repeatedly, assuming that they'd only be charged for the meal once. Whoops. That is not how it works. Not how it works at all. Actually, you're expected to pay for the meal each time you order it. Amazing. 

We love a good old clever comeback. You know, when someone drops the kind of retort that the person on the receiving end of it, never saw coming. From there, a sweet silence and deep appreciation might ensue. Sometimes folks assemble words in such a way with just the kind of impeccable timing that the comeback is a true display of mastery. These folks certainly nailed it. 

This guy was in for an MRI, and ended up breaking out in a hysterical fit of laughter when Ed Sheeran came on, in the background. Sounds like the doctor at the time was really thrown for a trip, and had no idea what could be going on. 

This bride found herself facing some criticism from people in the comments section after telling her fiancé that he couldn't have his female friend be a "best woman" at their wedding. Sounds like someone is enjoying bossing the other person around. There's that factor, and then the controlling nature of the instant-no too. If the guy identifies this woman as his best friend, shouldn't she be able to be his "best woman" at the wedding? 

In these strange and troubling times, as the world navigates a rapidly changing reality due to the Coronavirus, it is helpful to have some life pro tips from folks who have experienced isolation, and done so successfully. Outside of those relevant and helpful pointers on keeping sane during insane times, there are some other tips to support one's ability to get with the wild flow of life. Good old life pro tips.

First off, we love the Eugene Krabs (SpongeBob Squarepants) reference, for this narcissistic and stingy manager. It sounds like Eugene had deluded himself into believing everyone was a mere sack of mindless potatoes, and wouldn't ever fight back with a pro revenge, against his mistreatment. Oh boy, did he underestimate this employee. They ended up getting Eugene to have to pay the full "jerk tax", and he could've only paid a third of it, if he'd played by the rules and been a decent human being. Maybe Eugene learned his lesson. 

Window washers and people that have heard stories from window washers, are sharing those ridiculous moments people witnessed other people acting all kinds of ridiculous behind windows. It's amazing what kinds of strange and unexplainable stuff human beings can get up to, when they think they're in full privacy, and that nobody is watching them through those windows. These are absurd and hilarious. 

It sounds like this roommate was caught up in quite the uncomfortable situation, and ultimately decided to try and prove to her roommate that shady boyfriend was trying to spit game behind her back. Sounds like there was a bit of blindness to the potential truth of that reality. Some folks only see what they want to see. 

This Pizza Hut employee decided to return a customer's rather ridiculous question, with a ridiculous answer of their own. It would appear that that decision resulted in some brain short circuiting, and the customer ultimately taking offense. Hopefully the Pizza Hut employee managed to take some fun out of it.