Office

Let's not mix up the facts here, she is a filthy cheater. That said, regarding her coworker, anyone who cares this much about an office chili cook-off may not have their priorities in order. It seems like no one here is that great of a person, but such it is in the cut-throat world of office chili cook-offs. For some office stuff, here's a twitter thread about an umbrella that locked out an entire company for days, and here are funny office notes.

This green text story really brings on the melancholy. Anonymous gets into the nitty and gritty details of what life is like while going about the grind of working in an office. Whether it's dealing with passive aggressive "warm regards" emails from co-workers, or just trying to login to your computer. The office life ain't easy. 

This employee has a soft spot in their heart for spiders. When it got tense in the office with another co-worker over their refusal to kill the spider, they stood their ground, and successfully defended the life of the creepy crawler. Sounds like the co-worker is about ready to quit after this. 

This guy decided to keep himself entertained at work by leaving the stupidest notes he could, on the whiteboard at work. There's no doubt that at least one person enjoyed what he had to say. 

Sometimes you think just because we live in these wonderful modern times, that you won't get done dirty by an umbrella. Neeraj K Agrawal's friend had his entire company thwarted for a few days after their an umbrella fell inside, jamming the door and keeping anyone from entering the room. Twitter offered thoughts on how to get inside, but these ideas mostly consisted of smashing the window open. Wouldn't wanna be the employee who owned the umbrella. It's alright though, people screw up at workall the time.

If you relate to a lot of these it might be time to look for a new job! These petty office memes and tweets are hitting close to home many people out there. The struggle is real. 

And check out some more work memes  here. 

You've got to love those snarky co-workers that spice up the workplace with funny sticky notes. It's a nice hot take on decorating, and really keeps the otherwise soulless, air-conditioned hellhole looking a bit more lively. These office notes didn't fail to get a few laughs out of us. 

MiddleClassFancy lives to make fun of every Chile's lovin', ranch eatin', office-joke makin' middle class person out there. So if you like mowing the lawn and enjoy the casual experience of eating at Olive Garden, get ready to be made fun of. We can't deny that one or two of these got us.

This drama-fueled Twitter thread's got a strong dosage of utter ruthlessness. Coworkers can get VICIOUS when lunches are stolen. Let this tale of a coworker getting their lunch stolen serve as a cautionary tale to all. Eat your own food, and don't mess with other people's stuff! 

Malboury Jones, knew he needed to make a revision on an artistic hole in his office's wall, when a few weeks had passed. The ensuing art was no doubt, controversial. But hey, he made the statement he felt needed making. 

We've all had our fair share of bad jobs. When you have no skills or experience, there's a good chance your only option is a position with crappy hours, brutal conditions and high turnover rate. As glamorous as "artist" sounds in the job title "Sandwich Artist," there are some clear red flags indicating the types of jobs it would behoove you to avoid.

Your job may suck but that doesn't mean your desk has to. Making a small change like a adding plant or arranging multiple desks into a "super desk" and claiming it its own sovereign nation could be the trick to expressing yourself and fighting the power. A little creativity and a lot of spare time can lead to some really incredible results. And on that note, one of the most notorious AskReddit posters and epic trolls of Reddit has a collection of some of their best moments, so why not take a gander?

Oh hell yeah, nothing like the long con. This is some Jim Halpert level office pranking, right here.

The workplace is the perfect setting for an all-out post-it note war over who stole a yogurt from the fridge.

This cranky sweet tooth needs to check herself like none other. It turns out it is NOT an office's responsibility to provide free candy for you and your kids. 

Must be great to be back on the work grind today huh?