fashion

Parallel dimension bearded Serj does not think that this color looks good on him, clearly.

This reminds me of that time somebody was trying to call me out for having a fake Louis Vuitton bag. I mean, the snakeskin had only JUST started to fall off after a week, that doesn't mean it's fake!

Last I checked I didn't want to be up in a Bag Lady's anything.

Well one of them is going to have to change. 

It's called a "concealed" weapon for a reason...

Time to change your "adventurous" wardrobe. Please.