creepy

Let me tell you, resistance is far from futile.

"What are all these straps for? In my day we had one for your lady-bits and that was it. And those things could weather a class-three gale! Look at this lace! A stiff wind and this thing is toast!"

Quoth the Raven: "Nah way man, I'm outta here."

MLP: Running Away in Terror is Magic.

Clever AND disturbing at the same time!