creepy

That's all kinds of creepy.

Let me tell you, resistance is far from futile.

So for this Total Recall remake we've got Colin Farrel, Brian Cranston, Kate Beckinsale, and now "Bill." I'm really looking forward to seeing the Rotten Tomatoes score for this one.

You know how it is, sometimes you're just surfing the internet, minding your own business, and then you just get the weirdest urge to be the most kawaii being desu in all of desu the land desu desu desu.

"No new taxes MY BUTT," stomp "Operation Desert JERK," stomp "Dare to say no to THIS," stomp.

And by that I of course mean Skittles. Think of how many Skittles you could cram into that thing!

Oh no, I sleep with the light on every night. That's totally normal. It's just something I do. Don't worry about it.

Somebody was having a little too much fun at work, perhaps.

I mean, assuming there aren't any extra eyes hanging around elsewhere.

MLP: Running Away in Terror is Magic.