creepy

Clever AND disturbing at the same time!

This is one of the most creepy costumes I have ever seen.

You literally cannot peel the kitty off of him.

Hey kid, you got something crawling on your back.

"No new taxes MY BUTT," stomp "Operation Desert JERK," stomp "Dare to say no to THIS," stomp.

"What are all these straps for? In my day we had one for your lady-bits and that was it. And those things could weather a class-three gale! Look at this lace! A stiff wind and this thing is toast!"

The white shorts underneath that bikini don't help.

When did our fashion runways get so Silent Hill-ish?

She sure does look happy to have a wild animal on her head.

UGH I CAN FEEL IT CRAWLING AND I'M JUST LOOKING AT A COMPUTER MONITOR WHAT IS GOING ON.