creepy

Let me tell you, resistance is far from futile.

Wine in a cup really completes the whole persona, doesn't it?

You literally cannot peel the kitty off of him.

MLP: Running Away in Terror is Magic.

Because nothing screams "quirky and fashionable" like the gaping maw and unyielding eyes of the demonic idol known as Furby.

EHRMAGERD, MASKS.

This person looked in the mirror in the morning after getting ready and decided "Yes, I'm going out into the world like this." Hard to believe.

I mean, assuming there aren't any extra eyes hanging around elsewhere.