creepy

The whole thing just confuses me. Also, did someone just use the gradient tool on her stockings?

That's all kinds of creepy.

On the other hand, your gender reassignment therapy appears to be going great!

And by that I of course mean Skittles. Think of how many Skittles you could cram into that thing!

This person looked in the mirror in the morning after getting ready and decided "Yes, I'm going out into the world like this." Hard to believe.

So for this Total Recall remake we've got Colin Farrel, Brian Cranston, Kate Beckinsale, and now "Bill." I'm really looking forward to seeing the Rotten Tomatoes score for this one.