beach

We will remember you fondly, noble mermaid, but our kind were never meant to interact. Farewell!

On the bottom here we have your standard-issue "stocky guy," and up top we have "out of shape dad." I have a feeling you'll be pleased with this hybrid model of beach bod!

This can't be their natural habitat, however. I blame global warming for this kind of species migration. Or something. I'm not a zoo-lololgist.

I wonder what kind of bet he lost...

Because savage gorilla beasts have tested more strongly among male focus groups than puppies.

I mean, you couldn't go to the beach looking like a total embarrassment, could you?

Let's start a medieval-themed parade and head down to the BEACH! YYEEAAAHHH! It makes perfect sense!

I mean, they're on their way to the beach, so this was the easiest way to bring that bucket anyway.

Ugh, it's like seeing a sack of groceries in swim wear.